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Movie Review: Malice in Lala Land

September 2, 2011

The Alice in Wonderland craze of the last couple of years produced a pair of remarkable porn tributes, one of which is Malice in Lala Land. For those who missed it until now, we’re happy to say that this title can keep you Sasha Grey fans warm at night now that she’s off seeking her fortune in the “respectable” part of Hollywood. Even if she’s not your cup of tea, Sasha is but one of a good-looking and hard-riding cast of girls in this title, which was directed by Lew Xypher for Miss Lucifer and distributed by Vivid.

Malice (Sasha Grey) escapes from the oppressive hospital where she’s being held like a prisoner with the help of Rabbit (Stephen Powers). A creepy orderly named Jabbowski (Dirty Fred) has to report to Dr. Queenie (Andy San Dimas) that Malice has escaped. Queenie orders Jabbowski to find Malice, but first he follows the doctor and spies on her as she adjourns to the morgue for some group sex. Hey, it takes the edge off after receiving bad news. Chayse Evans is already there giving head. The women suck and ride a pair of guys while never neglecting each other. There’s partner swapping and lots of active fucking from both girls, who are two of the hottest around. When the men pop, Queenie and Chayse share the load with a sloppy, sexy cum-swap.

Meanwhile, Malice in her bunny slippers and robe (and then sans robe) follows Rabbit through the desert. Jabbowski almost catches her when she stops to clean up and steal some clothes at a gas station that’s been converted into somebody’s house, but the redneck occupants of said property (Alan Stafford and Kagney Linn Karter) chase him off. Kagney even looks sexy dressed as trailer trash. Having defended their territory, the redneck couple celebrates by having sex in their station wagon while Malice and Rabbit watch through the gas station windows. Their voyeurism and the exhibitionism of fucking in a car during the daytime make an erotic scene even hotter.

Afterward, Malice hitches a ride from Chester (Keni Styles, dressed like Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and driving a similar car), who talks her into posing for photos in exchange for the ride. Jabbowski nearly catches them, but he’s waylaid by a wreck that gives him no option but to steal a guy’s scooter. Chester rents a hotel room where he, wearing a Cheshire Cat head, takes photos of Malice in an Alice outfit. This soon gets Malice excited enough to start blowing Chester, who reciprocates by sucking her nipples, eating her out, and giving her a ride on his Asian-British cock. She has a perfect ass for cowgirl position and this is one of Sasha Grey’s more passionate scenes.

Chester invites Malice to join him at Mad Hatter’s sex party, but first they have to confront Jabbowski when he breaks into their room. While he’s out cold, they tie him up and leave to visit Chester’s friend Kater Pills (Ron Jeremy), a strip club owner who’s auditioning two new girls (Mackenzee Pierce and Jesse Capelli). Kater gives Malice a mushroom and chats about sex with her while Chester sits close to the stage. They watch the strippers play with each other onstage for a while, and Malice has a little mild trip from the mushroom. Chester and Malice leave Kater snoozing next to his hookah.

They go to the party and Malice browses through the rooms where kinky scenarios are unfolding. She’s invited into a couple of these rooms, but Malice finds Alyssa Reece and Kristina Rose most tempting. Alyssa says Kristina likes watching her with other women and Malice can’t resist. Can you blame her? Sexy Kristina swigs absinthe and masturbates beautifully while Malice and Alyssa kiss and caress. Soon all three women are a gorgeous tangle of fondling limbs, sucked nipples, and fingered orifices. They glow with sweat under the red lights as they fuck each other in a daisy chain with strap-ons, kissing and fingering each other all the while. This is the kind of scene with repeat play value.

Meanwhile, Chester in his Cheshire Cat mask is having one freaky threesome with two girls in bunny heads, who turn out to be Juelz Ventura and Sadie West. (Keni Styles sure is the luckiest guy in this movie!) It’s a hot and nasty, surreal, quick-edited romp that will pique the interest of the fetish crowd.

Jabbowski escapes and tracks Malice down at the sex club, but she manages to get away and winds up in a car with a trio who are going to shoot a threeway scene at an old diner. Their camera guy took off running when he saw Jabbowski’s gun, so Malice takes over for him. It’s only fair, since she practically kicked him out of the car. Tommy Gunn and Billy Glide play diner customers who order a dish that’s not on the menu from waitress Phoenix Marie. From the costumes to the music (which is very different from the rest of the soundtrack), this scene has a fun 1970s feel. Phoenix can always be counted on to give a good anal scene and that’s what she delivers here.

This twisted faerie tale must come to an end sometime, but we don’t want to spoil all the surprises. Malice in Lala Land is that rare breed of porno that can be enjoyed for its plot as well as its hardcore scenes.

Stars: Sasha Grey Andy San Dimas Kagney Linn Karter Sierra Skye Alyssa Reece Alexia Rae Stephen Powers Jenna Presley Dirty Fred Mackenzee Pierce Samantha 38G Alan Stafford Kristina Rose Keni Styles Ralph Long Chayse Evans Phoenix Marie Juelz Ventura Sadie West Ron Jeremy Billy Glide Chris Johnson Danny Mountain Rachel Love Tommy Gunn Jesse Capelli
Categories: Feature High Definition
Running Time: 99 minutes
Released: 09/2010
Studio Name: Vivid Entertainment
Director: Lew Xypher

Redheads We Love

March 16, 2011

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Ask most redhead fans about their favorite ginger girl in porn and you’ll get many answers. We love our flame-haired harlots and some of us get downright argumentative over who’s the hottest. Red dye won’t do for the connoisseur, though. For the sake of keeping this to a reasonable length, we’re only going to talk about the girls who, from what we can tell, are natural redheads.

One of the first classic porn redheads was Lisa DeLeeuw, who we think was at her best in movies like “Dixie Ray Hollywood Star” and “8 to 4.” Lisa was one of the original Vivid Girls, did more than 200 films, and was inducted into the AVN and XRCO halls of fame before her untimely death in 1993.

We can’t help being reminded a little bit of Lisa when we look at Faye Reagan, the freckled babe who frequently tops redhead fans’ lists. In 2007, when she was a tender 18 years old, Faye blessed us with her presence for the first time. She’s one of few porn stars with mainstream modeling credits (American Apparel, Lip Service, and more). Boob lovers can’t get enough of her perky tits and puffy nipples. Just as incredible as her body is her willingness to use it in nasty ways – in one of her early scenes, Faye did a gangbang with cream pies in “The Gauntlet 3.” She has gone on to a diverse career that includes nanny-cam seduction in “Naughty Nanny 3” and lesbian lust in “Lush.” She’s one of several redheads who make “Double Vision 3” one of the most popular new releases. Faye could turn strawberry into your new favorite flavor.

Like Faye, Marie McCray appears in “Double Vision 3,” though tragically not in the same scene. (Producers, we want to see them together, please!) Another cinnamon girl from the class of ’07, Marie is Faye’s biggest competition for the title of Porn’s Favorite Redhead. Though innocent looking, she’d be right at home in a little black dress worthy of a red carpet. Speaking of which, she often sports a sexy muff that proves her red hair is natural. Her 34B cups are pale, round, zero-gravity perky, and crowned with pink nipples that beg for your tongue. In her first scene, “Sin Country Tryouts: Marie,” she gives a great half-hour solo performance. She’s dynamite as a lesbian newbie in the original “Mother-Daughter Exchange Club” and comes back for more in the sixth edition. Then she proves that she can hang with the hard-loving crowd with a sloppy-sexy orgy scene in “Rocco’s Bitch Party 2.” In the raunchy, fun “Filthy Family,” Marie learns about sex from a girlfriend and then tests her new skills by blowing and fucking her friend’s dad!

The extreme queen of all things anal, Audrey Hollander is doing fewer scenes these days but she remains one of our all-time favorite scarlet beauties, with that wild mane of red curls and lean, curvy body. It’s said that she holds the world record for longest double anal: a whopping 18 minutes. She is famous for taking on her husband (fellow performer Otto Bauer) and another guy at the same time, most recently in “Jim Powers’ Fuck Truck 3.” You’ll never think lesbian porn is tame again after you see Audrey take on a whole cheerleading team in “The Violation of Audrey Hollander.” When Hustler decided to make an “I Love Lucy” porn parody, there could be only one choice to play the iconic crazy redhead in “Everybody Loves Lucy” (also available in b&w for “I Love Lucy” purists). But for all of Audrey’s many onscreen displays of unabashed sexual perversion, we don’t think we’ve ever seen her wilder or hotter than she is as the “lioness” in “Hardcore Circus.”

When it comes to the stereotype of the wild-in-bed redhead, it doesn’t get much better than Nikki Rhodes. Her long, wavy red hair frames a pretty face and big brown eyes. In 2006 she made her first film, “Rated T For Teen 5.” Since then, she has done a host of wild blowjob, girl-on-girl and handjob scenes and more for some of the industry’s biggest studios. She went on to do a scene in “Night of the Giving Head” that won the 2009 AVN Award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene.

There are lots more real redheads we love. Kylie Ireland started her porn career as a bleached blonde until she returned to her Irish roots in the late ’90s. Fresh-faced and naturally blessed with both ginger hair and a va-va-voom body, Sierra Skye is making a lot of red-lovers hard. A cutie who first thrilled the adult movie scene with sensationally filthy performances in 1992, Brittany O’Connell is now a MILF supreme. Alt-porn hottie Scarlett Pain is so scorching that not even the snows of her native Michigan could cool her sexual firepower.

Even though real redheads are rare, we’re happy to have a good amount of them in the adult industry. For a selection of porn’s sexiest gingers, we highly recommend “I Love Redheads” from New Sensations and an identically titled movie from Smash Pictures.