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50 Guy Cream Pie 9

November 11, 2013

Jennifer White has just established herself as one of the world’s biggest whores with her brand-new movie. For 50 Guy Cream Pie 9 (Devil’s Film), this all-natural sex kitten has decided to give up her insatiable pussy to fifty guys packing big meat. Let that one sink in for a minute. Fifty guys get to bang her and then fill up her sloppy snatch with their seed!

The legendary Ron Jeremy is here to call the “shots,” so to speak. As a sort of ringmaster of this X-rated 50-ring circus, the Hedgehog himself conducts interviews with Jennifer before and during the action.

It’s a one-of-a-kind movie that any fan of gangbangs, cream pies, and especially the lovely Jennifer White must take it upon himself (or herself) to see in cumtastic high definition.

Running Time: 76 minutes
Released: 10/2013
Studio Name: Devil’s Film Devils Film
Series: 50 Guy Cream Pie
Director: Tristan Seagal
Stars: Jennifer White Ron Jeremy Wolf Hudson
Categories: GangBang Cumshot New Release Small Tits Gonzo Cream Pies High Definition

Movie Review: Malice in Lala Land

September 2, 2011

The Alice in Wonderland craze of the last couple of years produced a pair of remarkable porn tributes, one of which is Malice in Lala Land. For those who missed it until now, we’re happy to say that this title can keep you Sasha Grey fans warm at night now that she’s off seeking her fortune in the “respectable” part of Hollywood. Even if she’s not your cup of tea, Sasha is but one of a good-looking and hard-riding cast of girls in this title, which was directed by Lew Xypher for Miss Lucifer and distributed by Vivid.

Malice (Sasha Grey) escapes from the oppressive hospital where she’s being held like a prisoner with the help of Rabbit (Stephen Powers). A creepy orderly named Jabbowski (Dirty Fred) has to report to Dr. Queenie (Andy San Dimas) that Malice has escaped. Queenie orders Jabbowski to find Malice, but first he follows the doctor and spies on her as she adjourns to the morgue for some group sex. Hey, it takes the edge off after receiving bad news. Chayse Evans is already there giving head. The women suck and ride a pair of guys while never neglecting each other. There’s partner swapping and lots of active fucking from both girls, who are two of the hottest around. When the men pop, Queenie and Chayse share the load with a sloppy, sexy cum-swap.

Meanwhile, Malice in her bunny slippers and robe (and then sans robe) follows Rabbit through the desert. Jabbowski almost catches her when she stops to clean up and steal some clothes at a gas station that’s been converted into somebody’s house, but the redneck occupants of said property (Alan Stafford and Kagney Linn Karter) chase him off. Kagney even looks sexy dressed as trailer trash. Having defended their territory, the redneck couple celebrates by having sex in their station wagon while Malice and Rabbit watch through the gas station windows. Their voyeurism and the exhibitionism of fucking in a car during the daytime make an erotic scene even hotter.

Afterward, Malice hitches a ride from Chester (Keni Styles, dressed like Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and driving a similar car), who talks her into posing for photos in exchange for the ride. Jabbowski nearly catches them, but he’s waylaid by a wreck that gives him no option but to steal a guy’s scooter. Chester rents a hotel room where he, wearing a Cheshire Cat head, takes photos of Malice in an Alice outfit. This soon gets Malice excited enough to start blowing Chester, who reciprocates by sucking her nipples, eating her out, and giving her a ride on his Asian-British cock. She has a perfect ass for cowgirl position and this is one of Sasha Grey’s more passionate scenes.

Chester invites Malice to join him at Mad Hatter’s sex party, but first they have to confront Jabbowski when he breaks into their room. While he’s out cold, they tie him up and leave to visit Chester’s friend Kater Pills (Ron Jeremy), a strip club owner who’s auditioning two new girls (Mackenzee Pierce and Jesse Capelli). Kater gives Malice a mushroom and chats about sex with her while Chester sits close to the stage. They watch the strippers play with each other onstage for a while, and Malice has a little mild trip from the mushroom. Chester and Malice leave Kater snoozing next to his hookah.

They go to the party and Malice browses through the rooms where kinky scenarios are unfolding. She’s invited into a couple of these rooms, but Malice finds Alyssa Reece and Kristina Rose most tempting. Alyssa says Kristina likes watching her with other women and Malice can’t resist. Can you blame her? Sexy Kristina swigs absinthe and masturbates beautifully while Malice and Alyssa kiss and caress. Soon all three women are a gorgeous tangle of fondling limbs, sucked nipples, and fingered orifices. They glow with sweat under the red lights as they fuck each other in a daisy chain with strap-ons, kissing and fingering each other all the while. This is the kind of scene with repeat play value.

Meanwhile, Chester in his Cheshire Cat mask is having one freaky threesome with two girls in bunny heads, who turn out to be Juelz Ventura and Sadie West. (Keni Styles sure is the luckiest guy in this movie!) It’s a hot and nasty, surreal, quick-edited romp that will pique the interest of the fetish crowd.

Jabbowski escapes and tracks Malice down at the sex club, but she manages to get away and winds up in a car with a trio who are going to shoot a threeway scene at an old diner. Their camera guy took off running when he saw Jabbowski’s gun, so Malice takes over for him. It’s only fair, since she practically kicked him out of the car. Tommy Gunn and Billy Glide play diner customers who order a dish that’s not on the menu from waitress Phoenix Marie. From the costumes to the music (which is very different from the rest of the soundtrack), this scene has a fun 1970s feel. Phoenix can always be counted on to give a good anal scene and that’s what she delivers here.

This twisted faerie tale must come to an end sometime, but we don’t want to spoil all the surprises. Malice in Lala Land is that rare breed of porno that can be enjoyed for its plot as well as its hardcore scenes.

Stars: Sasha Grey Andy San Dimas Kagney Linn Karter Sierra Skye Alyssa Reece Alexia Rae Stephen Powers Jenna Presley Dirty Fred Mackenzee Pierce Samantha 38G Alan Stafford Kristina Rose Keni Styles Ralph Long Chayse Evans Phoenix Marie Juelz Ventura Sadie West Ron Jeremy Billy Glide Chris Johnson Danny Mountain Rachel Love Tommy Gunn Jesse Capelli
Categories: Feature High Definition
Running Time: 99 minutes
Released: 09/2010
Studio Name: Vivid Entertainment
Director: Lew Xypher

John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut

August 22, 2011

Anyone who has ever played word association games knows that creativity during gameplay is pretty much limitless. If you don’t know what a word association game is, it goes basically like this: someone says a word and then the next participant thinks of a word that has some connection with the first one. The player after that repeats the process with the second word and so on. There are generally an unlimited number of possible answers, which means the game can literally go on for as long as the players want to play … usually about 5 seconds.

Veterans of this total time-waster of an entertainment decision know that certain words generate the same response almost every time. For instance, when someone says “blue” the next response is almost always “sky” or vice-versa. “Pepperoni” is usually followed by “pizza”; “air” is generally complemented by “plane”; and “confabulation” is usually trailed by “colloquium”. (No, not really. We just made that last one up. Nobody knows what the hell those words mean anyway.)

All that said, if you are a child of the nineties (or an adult of the nineties for that matter) certain celebrity names conjure up pat answers as well. For those of you who remember the name John Wayne Bobbitt, seeing the name just now probably caused you to shift uncomfortably in your chair. In case you forgot, Bobbitt was the guy whose penis was sliced off by his irate wife, Lorena, who accused him of serial infidelity and forcing sex on her numerous times. She then drove off with the half-missing appendage, tossing it into an empty field before feeling the slightest bit of remorse and calling 911. Amazingly, authorities tracked down the semi-cock and were able to re-attach it after a 9 ½-hour surgical procedure.

The story was media fodder from the get-go and Bobbitt became a quasi-celebrity because of his stub dick. Of course, mounting debt from the impending divorce and the legal hassles left him in dire need of money to pay the bills. As is usually the case, porn came calling early and in 1994, Bobbitt agreed to appear in this film, John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut. (In 1996, still faced with an avalanche of debt, he appeared in another XXX film called, appropriately enough, Frankenpenis.)

Anyway, whether it’s a pity fuck or just some morbid fascination with what reconstituted cock must look or taste like, some amazing starlets do a number on Bobbitt in this one, engaging in plenty of oral, 3-way and vaginal fucking with some toy play worked in for posterity. Bobbitt gets some measure of revenge on his wife, gets paid in the process and proves to guys everywhere that a good surgeon can get your sex life back on track even after having your johnson lopped off by a kitchen knife.

Directed by the one-and-only Ron Jeremy, this film won the 1995 AVN Award for Best Selling Release and is a must-see. As Bobbitt himself said, “Ever since this whole thing happened, all everybody wants to see is my penis…now you can!”

Stars: Devon Shire Lana Sands Jordan St. James Jasmine Aloha Letha Weapons Tiffany Lords Veronica Castillo Bruce Lai John Wayne Bobbitt Olivia Gino Colbert Ron Jeremy Nikki Randall Crystal Gold Dan Steele

Categories: Big Tits Feature Celebrities 90’s

Running Time: 163 minutes

Released: 09/2008

Studio Name: Paradise Visuals

Director: Ron Jeremy

Roommates

May 23, 2011

One of the ironies of classic porn films, especially those that are revered as some of the greatest of all time, is that they are often lacking in the porn department. If you compare films of yore to today’s offerings, you would see how much more brash and in-your-face current titles have become. But much like trying to decide once-and-for-all the best athlete of all time or the greatest band of all time, the idea that comparative analysis between films of different generations can produce incontrovertible evidence that one is better than the other is more food for thought and fodder for discussion than an exact science.

Today’s porn has a lot working for it that directors and producers didn’t have two or three decades ago: societal values are looser; porn is more acceptable; and the technology that exists today allows filmmakers to do things and capture things that just weren’t possible back then. Despite the advancements, it doesn’t necessarily follow that the level of shock value contained in adult films was any less prevalent then than it is now, if taken in correct context.

But when we say “lacking in the porn department” we don’t always refer to quality. And in the case of Roommates, from 1981, the concern for many die-hard porn fanatics is a question of frequency. Still, the film is considered a triumph of adult cinema and for good reason. It has an excellent script, solid acting and keen production values. It conquered the Adult Film Association of America awards the year it was released. And it even managed to cross over into mainstream territory thanks to its being given an “R-rating” makeover.

Directed by Chuck Vincent, Roommates concerns three women, all strangers, who share an apartment in the hopes of not only making it in New York City, but also putting behind them some of the headaches and heartaches that have followed them in their lives. Their arrangement is a chance for all of them to start anew.

Billie (Samantha Fox) is a former call girl who has aspirations of making it in the world of advertising. Joan (Veroncia Hart) is a drama school graduate who is trying to hit the big time as an actress. And Sherry (Kelly Nichols) is a prominent fashion model whose fast-paced lifestyle had taken its toll on her relationships and her sobriety. Over the course of the film, the three of them form a close bond, relying on each other to keep on the straight and narrow. However, as hard as they try, their pasts continue to haunt them.

Billie gets blackmailed by a former pimp who threatens to expose her past should she fail to keep turning tricks. She gives the occasional blowjob to various men throughout, including a very inexperienced client played by Ron Jeremy. She also services several men at a bachelor party, but feels the old pain return when she realizes the bachelor party is for her lover Jim (Jack Wrangler).

Meanwhile, Joan hits it off with a gay co-actor named Eddie (Jerry Butler) during auditions for an upcoming play. Though they are close, she has been carrying on with a married man for weeks, holing up in hotel rooms and the like for quickie fucks and blowjobs that she hopes will lead to a declaration of love. When she discovers that her lover’s wife is pregnant, she is crushed but finds solace (and an unexpected fuck buddy) in Eddie after the two are approached by an agent who says that he wants to represent them. In their celebration, they fall into each other’s arms, knowing that it ultimately can’t go anywhere.

Sherry, in contrast, has been living on the edge, drinking and doing amyl-nitrite in line with her party lifestyle. Much of the time, her vices take her into frightening territory where she gets abused and violated by strange men. During one binge, she does a 69; during another, she gets gang fucked by four ruffians who use a bottle and tire iron in the attack, and piss on her as a final humiliation. She gets rescued from that attack by a guy named Joel (Jamie Gillis), who turns out to be a deranged pervert who then stalks her. In one scene, he masturbates over Sherry’s unconscious body. In another, he coerces Sherry into taking off her panties in a classy restaurant and proceeds to rub her clit under the table with his bare foot. His mind-bending performance as the insatiable psychopath earned him Best Supporting Actor Awards from the AFAA and CAFA for his mind-bending performance.

Roommates is beautifully crafted, beautifully acted and offers a rather sobering look into the struggles of big city life for three young girls trying to make it to the big time. And while it bubbles over with street cred due to its stunning level of realism, it comes up just a bit short in the fantasy department, which unfortunately hurts its porn cred. Should that in any way sully its status as one of the all-time great classics? Watch it and decide for yourself.

Stars: Veronica Hart Kelly Nichols Samantha Fox Ashley Moore Bobby Astyr Merle Michaels Jack Wrangler Ron Jeremy Jerry Butler Jamie Gillis Gloria Leonard

Categories: Feature Classic 80’s Gold

Running Time: 129 minutes

Released: 01/2003

Studio Name: Video X Pix

Director: Chuck Vincent

Expose Me Now

April 25, 2011

There’s nothing quite like a Bible story gone backwards to serve as the backdrop for a classic porn film. In Expose Me Now, Herschel Savage and Ron Jeremy are brothers Shane and Able, two very different peas from the same pod. Shane is a goody-goody, a guy who upholds the loftiest ideals of a well-oiled and properly functioning society while Able is a fraud, a charlatan, a guy who thinks no further into the future than the next second, a guy whose caring and concern for fellow men runs no further than the clasp of his cufflinks.

The film begins at the reading of their uncle’s will at which point Able discovers he receives “jack shit” for being “rotten to the core”. Meanwhile, Shane receives his entire fortune provided he continues on with the work to which his uncle dedicated his whole life – being a boy scout. That’s not boy scout in a figurative sense, but a literal one. He has the uniform and everything.

Of course, feeling spurned beyond belief, Able concocts a plan to get back at Shane. Knowing the life of a helper and a healer is a lonely one, Able drifts off into la-la land, imagining what he would do to get back at his brother were he one to actually like or even talk to girls.

In the first scene, Able pops the cherry of his brother’s virgin wife, first by finger and then by cock. He’s in his tux and she in her wedding dress (though not for long), but the duds come off and he gets off fucking her mish and doggie while organ music provides the musical accompaniment to the cumshot across her belly.

Considering Able’s real job is conning people through the use of a supercomputer that lists all his clients’ sexual weaknesses, he devises a scheme to have his assistant seduce his brother into being late for his scouting duties. In doing so, Shane will have to forfeit his uncle’s house and Able can cash in. Will his ruse work? You’ll have to watch and see, but that shouldn’t be too trying on you as this film is packed to the gills with huge cocks, furry bush, threesomes, spanking, lesbian pussy eating, toy play and even a great scene in the kitchen involving various food items.

Expose Me Now is classic XXX at its finest. Filmed in his prime, Ron Jeremy shows off his phenomenal acting skills and infamous sexual talent.

Stars: Angel Burgeon Danielle Martin Howard Darkley Dana Moore Paul Thomas Ron Jeremy Don Fernando Herschel Savage Richard Pacheco K.C. Valentine Lynx Cannon Brooke Bennett Michael Morrison

Categories: Feature Classic 80’s Gold

Running Time: 79 minutes

Released: 01/1983

Studio Name: Cal Vista Classic

Director: Joe Sherman

Dear Fanny

April 18, 2011

Some things bear repeating. Blog entries usually do not conform to that line of logic but, in the case of Dear Fanny, from Cal Vista Classic, we’ll make an exception…for two reasons.

First, it’s one of the best films of its day. As we wrote back in January:

“Los Angeles, like many coastal cities, is a melting pot of people and cultures and the one thing that unites it all is sex. Every person in every profession craves sex, but when emotions and feelings get involved it can lead to problems. Often times the individuals with the problems are unable to solve them on their own. Therefore, they need someone to intervene to help generate solutions. That’s where Dear Fanny comes in. Played by Janey Robbins, Dear Fanny is the wisest love guru of them all (even better than Michael Myers), dispensing the best advice on love, marriage, swinging and sex, and her newspaper column is read by more people than any other. This self-titled film offers a behind-the-scenes look at the life and exploits of The Queen of Confessions…[You’ll see] good masturbation action poolside, femdom, pussy eating, doggie fucking, leather, collars, cumshots, maid fucking, voyeurism, forced orgasms, strawberries and eggs in twats, and whipped topping and sprinkles on cocks and pussies. There are threesomes, orgies, fucking in spaghetti, roller skates, tan bodies contrasting with bare white asses, and lots of cumshots onto all kinds of body parts. And as with most classic porn titles, there are TONS of bad one-liners and sight gags. If you’re not paying attention, you may miss them. Dear Fanny is Ron Jeremy in his prime and a barely legal Amber Lynn (credited in the film as Amber Lin). It’s not just one of the best of its day, but a timeless film that all porn fans will love.”

Second, it’s to prove a point. That point is that a rehash of something is best when it’s used as a prop to explain why it’s best not to rehash something. In other words: do what we say and not as we do. In still other words: as much as great porn is worth watching over and over again so too is the process of exploring films you have never seen or read about previously. That’s why, if you really, really love porn, you ought to at least consider a subscription to our incredibly popular SuperPass Channel. For a nominal monthly fee you get unlimited viewing of over 5,000 quality films, including Hi-Definition titles. Dear Fanny is just one of the classic titles you’ll find on the SuperPass channel, but you’ll get access to hundreds of others AND thousands of current titles, in all genres, featuring today’s top porn stars and studios.

If you’re like most of us, you’ve probably been told that there are no guarantees in life. Well, now you can meet the exception to that rule. Join the SuperPass Channel today and watch Dear Fanny. Then check out 4,999 other great titles as often as you want for an entire month.

Sorry to have to tell you twice but, like we said, some things bear repeating.

Stars: Janey Robbins Pamela Jennings Severa Lee Tantala Ray Deidra Hopkins Mimi Danielle Jerry David Ron Jeremy Nikki Randall Amber Lynn Robert Bullock Billy Dee Dino Alexander Melanie Scott Gina Carrera Mindy Rae Nick Random Jay Serling Lois Ayres Richard Bolla Lei Pettite

Categories: Classic All Sex

Running Time: 76 minutes

Released: 01/1985

Studio Name: Cal Vista Classic

Director: Robert McCallum

Back Door Brides

April 12, 2011

Wedding days are generally described as the happiest day in a young woman’s life. The question is: which woman?

In the case of Back Door Brides, the bride-to-be is making gigantic mistake tying the knot with her fiancé and she knows it. It seems to be, in fact, her bridesmaids that are having the best time of it all, getting their jollies on with a bevy of handsome and horny groomsmen. Then again, once the bride escapes the clutches of her new hubby and does a bit of consummating by proxy with some of the other boys in attendance, her mood seems to perk right up.

Sam (Harry Reems) and Helen (Barbie Blake) steal away from the reception to get away from the crush of the crowd. After a brief introduction, they are playing suck face on the pool table in the parlor room. What’s most fascinating is the social progression that takes place in porn films. This particular chance meeting went sort of like this:

Sam: Crowded in there, eh?

Helen: Sure is.

*Face in pussy*

As the two get it on, Terry Perry interrupts, though it’s not really interrupting if the two want her to join in for a threesome. Reems porks Brittany while Barbie works over her giant tits. Then the girls engage in 69 with Barbie on top. Reems hits Barbie’s ass in doggie as Barbie licks Brittany’s pussy.

Meanwhile, Keli Richards and Ashley Van Sloan are two other bridesmaids who are burning up from the heat. The most likely explanation, however, is that they are wearing too much chiffon and polyester. And no, it’s not from Ron Jeremy whose efforts to woo the women fail miserably. They escape to the bathroom to cool off and to get away from Ron, but end up in the bedroom instead where the heat gets turned up even further. Keli burrows her way into Ashley’s behind, but gets no further when a drunk Ron Jeremy barges in and makes another play on the girls. They try some half-assed refusals, but they’re too horny to resist or to care at this point. They’ll take a threeway including some anal sex anyway they can get it, which they do.

Flash forward to the outdoor area near the altar. A very young Tom Byron and Marc Wallice are scheming to bed some bridesmaids. Marc, however, also has his eyes on the big prize: Brittany Stryker, the bride. Already soused beyond belief to calm her nerves, Brittany informs the two that the most exciting thing she’s ever seen out of her betrothed is an index finger , knuckle-deep in nostril, prospecting for snot nuggets. Obviously, she can be had for the right price and the right pitch, which the boys deliver. As she says, “She wasn’t born to be wild for nothing.” Tom gets his cock sucked while Marc completes the fingercuff by fucking Brittany from behind in doggie.

Barbie Blake and Terry Perry take pity on the shunned hubby and decide to make him feel better. They want every bit of his cum…merbund, tux and tie removed so they have a better angle to his cock. After double-teaming the newlywed, they lie supine on the couch. In an ironic twist, he jams one index finger each into their sopping, hairy pussies, eclipsing the nasal excavation project as his previous high level of excitement. Not only that, he’s one of the few guys in the film to befoul some chick’s asshole.

After a night of wild passion with everyone but themselves, the married couple awakes to find themselves side-by-side and naked on the couch. It’s high time they consummated their own marriage instead of consummating every other thing within the tri-county area. Once again, the groom (Rick Savage) goes for the tinier of the two holes, fucking his bride in the bum tunnel until they both climax from exhaustion.

BDB is campy and schlocky as are the bulk of classic porn titles. There are bad puns, one-liners and carrying on in mass quantities as you would expect. What you wouldn’t expect is the absence of perhaps the most critical part of the porn flick: the pop shot. The box cover description claims the film is a raunchy wedding celebration you won’t want to miss; the problem is that, in a porn sense, it sort of turns out that way. A porn flick without the pop shot is like a car without an engine – it never really gets started. Unfortunately, as fun as this wedding day romp may be, the lack of visible cumshots leaves this film somewhat wide of the mark.

As always, don’t take our word for it. Watch and decide for yourself.

Stars: Brittany Stryker Dick Rambone Harry Reems Marc Wallice Keli Richards Rick Savage Barbie Blake Terry Perry Ashley Van Sloan Tom Byron Ron Jeremy

Categories: Feature Classic 70’s Gold

Running Time: 85 minutes

Released: 03/1986

Studio Name: Paradise Visuals

Director: Sid Shepard