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Movie Review: Malice in Lala Land

Malice in Lala LandThe Alice in Wonderland craze of the last couple of years produced a pair of remarkable porn tributes, one of which is Malice in Lala Land. For those who missed it until now, we’re happy to say that this title can keep you Sasha Grey fans warm at night now that she’s off seeking her fortune in the “respectable” part of Hollywood. Even if she’s not your cup of tea, Sasha is but one of a good-looking and hard-riding cast of girls in this title, which was directed by Lew Xypher for Miss Lucifer and distributed by Vivid.

Malice (Sasha Grey) escapes from the oppressive hospital where she’s being held like a prisoner with the help of Rabbit (Stephen Powers). A creepy orderly named Jabbowski (Dirty Fred) has to report to Dr. Queenie (Andy San Dimas) that Malice has escaped. Queenie orders Jabbowski to find Malice, but first he follows the doctor and spies on her as she adjourns to the morgue for some group sex. Hey, it takes the edge off after receiving bad news. Chayse Evans is already there giving head. The women suck and ride a pair of guys while never neglecting each other. There’s partner swapping and lots of active fucking from both girls, who are two of the hottest around. When the men pop, Queenie and Chayse share the load with a sloppy, sexy cum-swap.

Meanwhile, Malice in her bunny slippers and robe (and then sans robe) follows Rabbit through the desert. Jabbowski almost catches her when she stops to clean up and steal some clothes at a gas station that’s been converted into somebody’s house, but the redneck occupants of said property (Alan Stafford and Kagney Linn Karter) chase him off. Kagney even looks sexy dressed as trailer trash. Having defended their territory, the redneck couple celebrates by having sex in their station wagon while Malice and Rabbit watch through the gas station windows. Their voyeurism and the exhibitionism of fucking in a car during the daytime make an erotic scene even hotter.

Afterward, Malice hitches a ride from Chester (Keni Styles, dressed like Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and driving a similar car), who talks her into posing for photos in exchange for the ride. Jabbowski nearly catches them, but he’s waylaid by a wreck that gives him no option but to steal a guy’s scooter. Chester rents a hotel room where he, wearing a Cheshire Cat head, takes photos of Malice in an Alice outfit. This soon gets Malice excited enough to start blowing Chester, who reciprocates by sucking her nipples, eating her out, and giving her a ride on his Asian-British cock. She has a perfect ass for cowgirl position and this is one of Sasha Grey’s more passionate scenes.

Chester invites Malice to join him at Mad Hatter’s sex party, but first they have to confront Jabbowski when he breaks into their room. While he’s out cold, they tie him up and leave to visit Chester’s friend Kater Pills (Ron Jeremy), a strip club owner who’s auditioning two new girls (Mackenzee Pierce and Jesse Capelli). Kater gives Malice a mushroom and chats about sex with her while Chester sits close to the stage. They watch the strippers play with each other onstage for a while, and Malice has a little mild trip from the mushroom. Chester and Malice leave Kater snoozing next to his hookah.

They go to the party and Malice browses through the rooms where kinky scenarios are unfolding. She’s invited into a couple of these rooms, but Malice finds Alyssa Reece and Kristina Rose most tempting. Alyssa says Kristina likes watching her with other women and Malice can’t resist. Can you blame her? Sexy Kristina swigs absinthe and masturbates beautifully while Malice and Alyssa kiss and caress. Soon all three women are a gorgeous tangle of fondling limbs, sucked nipples, and fingered orifices. They glow with sweat under the red lights as they fuck each other in a daisy chain with strap-ons, kissing and fingering each other all the while. This is the kind of scene with repeat play value.

Meanwhile, Chester in his Cheshire Cat mask is having one freaky threesome with two girls in bunny heads, who turn out to be Juelz Ventura and Sadie West. (Keni Styles sure is the luckiest guy in this movie!) It’s a hot and nasty, surreal, quick-edited romp that will pique the interest of the fetish crowd.

Jabbowski escapes and tracks Malice down at the sex club, but she manages to get away and winds up in a car with a trio who are going to shoot a threeway scene at an old diner. Their camera guy took off running when he saw Jabbowski’s gun, so Malice takes over for him. It’s only fair, since she practically kicked him out of the car. Tommy Gunn and Billy Glide play diner customers who order a dish that’s not on the menu from waitress Phoenix Marie. From the costumes to the music (which is very different from the rest of the soundtrack), this scene has a fun 1970s feel. Phoenix can always be counted on to give a good anal scene and that’s what she delivers here.

This twisted faerie tale must come to an end sometime, but we don’t want to spoil all the surprises. Malice in Lala Land is that rare breed of porno that can be enjoyed for its plot as well as its hardcore scenes.

Stars:   Sasha Grey   Andy San Dimas   Kagney Linn Karter   Sierra Skye   Alyssa Reece   Alexia Rae   Stephen Powers   Jenna Presley   Dirty Fred   Mackenzee Pierce   Samantha 38G   Alan Stafford   Kristina Rose   Keni Styles   Ralph Long   Chayse Evans   Phoenix Marie   Juelz Ventura   Sadie West   Ron Jeremy   Billy Glide   Chris Johnson   Danny Mountain   Rachel Love   Tommy Gunn   Jesse Capelli
Categories: Feature   High Definition
Running Time:   99 minutes
Released:   09/2010
Studio Name:   Vivid Entertainment
Director:   Lew Xypher

The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody

TRAVEL DOWN THEIR PANTS AND BACK AGAIN

Starring: Julia Ann, Raylene and Rachel Love

With Betty White being all the rage, it’s no surprise New Sensations made “The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody.” One morning, Dorothy tells the girls her friend Jean is coming to visit and Rose gets uncomfortable remembering how Jean put the moves on her before. Then we flash back 20 years and that’s when all the fucking happens.

Diamond Foxxx plays Blanche as a proud slut. She calls plumber Johnny Castle to tempt Jean with some man meat but ends up getting him herself because Jean’s not interested. Those big tits are a great piece of bait that Johnny can’t help grabbing. Diamond is super hot with good deep throating skills. Great shots of her ass, too.

Dorothy (Raylene) hasn’t been fucked in years and thanks to a pep talk from Blanche, she puts moves on landscaper Rocco Reed. Raylene has the great tits and nice ass she always had, so even though she’s no young babe she’s definitely a MILF. Rocco spends a while getting her ready by eating her pussy and she sucks his cock. Things get hotter once she’s riding him.

Later, Rose (Julia Ann) tells Sophia she’s falling for Jean. Sophia says maybe it’s because she hasn’t had a man in a while, and as luck would have it a man shows up to deliver flowers to Rose from Jean. Joel (Levi Cash) is eager to stroke her petals and she opens up to him. They build up good heat and Julia Ann shows why she’s the AVN MILF Performer of the Year with the way she goes after the cock. She blows him for a long time before he gives her a nice licking. Rose is mature, but she’s flexible and I don’t just mean she’s got an open mind. She fingers her own butt while he’s doing her sidesaddle.

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That night, Jean (Jewels Jade) goes to the kitchen and finds Marcus (James Deen), another plumber. After she shares her cheesecake and her troubles with him, he charms his way into her panties and makes her scream by eating and fingering her pussy. Jewels has huge fake tits and a tight body, and looks anything but old. Marcus fucks her so good that when Blanche shows up looking for her midnight snack of Marcus, Jean admits fucking a man was good. Rose shows up in the living room to see what all the noise is. Jean thanks Rose for helping her see that she’s bi after all. Now Jean wants to fuck her way to Fort Lauderdale, men and women alike.

Sophia (Rachel Love) comes out to complain about the noise and how it’s keeping her from doing laundry. It turns out it’s not laundry but Londra (gorgeous Puma Swede). There is a lot of breast play and it’s great because they both have such big tits, Puma’s silicone and Rachel’s all natural. They have some nice, wet pussy play and use some dildos. Twenty years later, Sophia is still smiling about it at the end of the movie.

These turn out to be Golden Cougars and not the elderly women from the original Golden Girls, but that’s good if you’re more into MILFs than GILFs. It’s a good way to pornify the show and make it sexy.