Joslyn James

Fuck My Ass, Mandingo

Fuck My Ass, MandingoThe legendary black cockstar known as Mandingo directs and stars in Fuck My Ass, Mandingo. His fans wanted an all-anal movie featuring him plowing into some prime booty, and that’s just what he has delivered.

Mandingo chose some great anal pros to take on his monstrous meat. First it’s rough sex queen Leya Falcon, a blonde who’s sleazy in the best way. Next it’s young, blonde, up-and-coming anal diva Laela Price. Joslyn James (Tiger Woods’ porn mistress, lest we forget) sizes up Mandingo’s rod and decides it’s just right. Last but not least is super-MILF Ava Devine, a redhead with big ol’ fun bags.

In this movie packed with deliciously nasty anal action, you’re guaranteed to bust many nuts.

Running Time:   98 minutes
Released:   02/2014
Studio Name:   West Coast Productions  Mandingo
Director:   Mandingo
Stars:   Ava Devine   Joslyn James   Leya Falcon   Laela Pryce   Mandingo
Categories: Anal   New Release   Big Dick   Interracial   All Sex   Black Dicks/White Chicks   Ass-to-mouth   High Definition

Here Cums the Bride

Here Cums the BrideIn Filly Films’ erotic drama Here Cums the Bride, director Kay Brandt weaves a tale that takes us from a couple’s rosy engagement through the seedy behind-the-scenes relations at the wedding planner’s office.

Reese (Joslyn James) proposes to her girlfriend Leah (Sophia Jade) by asking her to come to bed in bridal lingerie. Soon Leah and Reese skip the talking and get down to fucking. (Joslyn/Reese looks very different with her hair in a crew cut, but those chest balloons are as big and round as before. Natural-breasted brunette Sophia/Leah is a beautiful “bride” whose creamy skin is nearly as pale as the lace.) This is a hot scene with lots of breast play and oral before Reese brings out a curved double-ended dildo that they ride together. Later Reese finally proposes for real, and Leah says yes.

Wedding planner Brielle (Zoey Holloway) wants employee Shelly (Celeste Star) to try on a bridal veil. Whiskey-voiced Shelly plays along and spins a fantasy in which Brielle is her wife to ravish. Shelly grinds against Brielle through their clothes. Brielle sucks Shelly’s nipples and makes her squeal by rubbing her clit through her panties. Shelly performs masterful cunnilingus, starting with teasing inner thigh bites and including some vigorous tongue work that must be seen to be believed. Brielle licks and fingers Shelly till she lifts her ass off the couch reflexively. This is a long, passionate scene.

Brielle’s exotically gorgeous ex-business partner Karena (Nyomi Banxxx) swoops in unannounced and catches Brielle naked with Shelly. To say the confrontation is hostile is an understatement – Karena threatens to report Brielle to the labor board and steals Shelly from Brielle. Autumn (Missy Martinez) is an ambitious job applicant whom Brielle hires to replace Shelly. Though Autumn is a straight girl who doesn’t know what to make of Brielle’s flirty body language and is utterly clueless that this is a lesbian-only wedding planning business, she’s beautiful, good at improvising, and wants to please.

A pair of engaged exotic dancers, Nina (Tanya Tate) and Callie (Sinn Sage), meet with Brielle and just the thought of their imminent wedding has them sexually stimulated. After their casual rehearsal, Nina and Callie go home and fuck. Sinn is one of the hottest lesbian performers today, and to see her as Callie with gorgeous Brit Tanya as Nina is one of the movie’s highlights. Busty Nina is a dirty girl who uses lots of spit while orally servicing Callie’s pussy and ass.

Autumn answers a call from Karena, who asks her to come by her house that night and “pick up some things.” Karena has Shelly at her house, and when Autumn arrives they pull her to the hot tub. While Karena unbuttons Autumn’s blouse from behind, Shelly kisses her voluptuous breasts in one of the movie’s sexiest images. Karena and Shelly share the straight girl from head to toe (concentrating on those amazing tits and that pussy previously untouched by women, of course). Shelly plays a dominant role with her, while Karena purrs her approval.

Days later at the strippers’ wedding, it’s unclear if Autumn daydreamed her threeway or if she’s remembering it fondly, but it’s clear that her new job has opened her mind to loving other women.

Stars:   Tanya Tate   Sophia Jade   Sinn Sage   Celeste Star   Nyomi Banxxx   Joslyn James   Missy Martinez   Zoe Holloway
Categories: Lesbian   New Release   All Sex   All Girl   High Definition
Running Time:   148 minutes
Released:   08/2012
Studio Name:   Filly Films
Director:   Kay Brandt

Movie Review: Horny Housewife Hookers 2

Where are these women? No, really … where are they? Seems rather unfair that a bunch of lazy good-for-nothing guys can immunize themselves against any kind of responsibility yet find their cocks firmly embedded in the mouths and pussies of some wickedly hot MILFS regardless of what they do (or in this case don’t do). Alas, I guess that’s why they call it fantasy.

Joslyn James is like, “You owe my husband some money, beeyotch! You can work it off around the house … and you can fuck me!”

Kayla is like, “You have such a tiny prick. I can’t believe I married someone with a cock so small. What was I thinking? Oh, right – I wasn’t. But that’s all going to change now because I’m thinking I’m going to sell my ass over the internet to someone with a giganto-weenie.”

Tara is all, “Man, I could use a good penis inside me right now. Why do I always get horny when my man is out of town? That’s right – it’s because I’m horny all the time! Well, I’ll just dial up some burly black dude to fuck my brains out. Heh, I said ‘dial’ but this is 2011 so what I really mean is push a button on my cell phone.”

Kiki goes, “I’m sick and tired of my man’s grown-ass son freeloading and not pulling his weight around here. I think I’ll have him push his weight instead – right into my sopping wet cooch.”

And then there is Devon. She’s like, “Dick Delaware, you’re about to go delinquent unless you get me my rent money, but since Delaware is your last name and I like that state I’m going to allow you to fuck me like there’s no tomorrow.”

These quotes, of course, are all approximations of what actually was said. Now, if someone could just provide us an approximation of where we can find women who behave like this, we’d be very appreciative.

 

Stars:   Joslyn James   Tara Holiday   Kiki D’Aire   Devon Lee   Kayla Carrera

Categories: New Release   All Sex   High Definition

Running Time:   142 minutes

Released:   11/2011

Studio Name:   Lethal Hardcore

Series:   Horny Housewife Hookers

Director:   Stoney Curtis

Cougars, Kittens and Cock

Perhaps it’s the Easter weekend hangover or the fact that we’ve proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the mushy sugar clumps called Peeps really are nothing but brain-rotting foodstuffs, which seems to keep leading us to cite Biblical references in these reviews, but it’s not entirely our fault. A couple days ago, we discussed the classic film Expose Me Now, which is nothing but a sexed up Cain and Able story. Even the most religiously phobic among us would have to be able to see that. And now Jules Jordan and his madcap posse of smut dealers bring us Cougars, Kittens and Cock, which any devout practitioner of porny-ism knows is the holy triumvirate of all things sex. Okay, let’s call it the holy mono-virate and holy di-feminate if we’re to be borderline faithful to Latin roots. What that means, for those who have no idea what the hell we’re trying to say, is that this film has youth, experience and a big fat penis on which the two collide.

We begin this saga with the lovely, big-breasted Diamond Foxxx and her co-conspirator Tristyn Kennedy. The two are trying on swimwear and lingerie when Diamond’s hubby comes home. Diamond informs Tristyn that the two are swingers. Possibly feigning ignorance, Tristyn is invited to watch or participate. She decides to observe, but can’t hold out past the deep blowjob Diamond unleashes on her hubby’s giant dick. Soon she is inverted with her mouth on his tool and her pussy in his mouth as the two of them commit stand-up 69 to Diamond’s delight. Diamond gets fucked as Tristyn gets eaten out by the boy, and the reverse is also true. The three get it on in all kinds of fucking/pussy munching combos, but join forces in a cum swap to conclude the scene.

Cutie Jessi Palmer is engaged in a tough workout. Though she should be concerned with her repetitions, she and her trainer, Mark Anthony seem hellbent on repeatedly chastising Joslyn James for what seems to be a “stripper workout”. Maybe the two could just ask Tiger Woods when they see him as Joslyn was famously or infamously one of the golfer’s many, many mistresses. Jessi is taken aback when she busts the fitness buff popping a chubby in his black jeans. A Romeo he’s not, but he doesn’t need to be when Joslyn busts out with an insulting jab at Jessi regarding her inability to know what to do with a giant cock. The feistiness between the two starts a sexual bidding war for the trainer’s crotch barbell. The victor is not the highest bidder, but the deepest swallower. But the battle doesn’t stop where the uvula begins. It wages on, covering the threeway, pussy eating and dual facial fronts. It appears all are winners.

Nicole Aniston is trying to drill formal English terminology into Puma Swede’s head. Her conversational English isn’t exactly poor, but she sometimes gaffes on words like “octopus” calling it “octopussy”. Hey, if you’ve got to fuck up a word, why not err on the side of James Bond films? What’s more glaring is her complete absence of fashion sense. She prances around in an ill-fitting swimsuit, but doesn’t see the problem. Interestingly enough, she seems to have learned the best lesson possible when trying to survive in America: show skin, act dumb and prey on the first sucker you can find to give you every material wish while you lounge around the pool as your vocation. As proof, Puma calls over her boy toy and starts stroking his cock. As further evidence that she has learned the concept of hospitality, Puma offers it up to Nicole, who eagerly begins to swallow his swollen head. Nicole is a relative newbie, but her bob hairstyle, tan body and all-natural features make her an absolute doll. As with most dolls, she gets manhandled by boys and this case is no different.  Her ass throbs beautifully as she rides that beefy dick. Puma’s tits do the same when that thing slithers between her overstuffed boobs. It’s almost a shame their faces are doomed to be ruined by cum when this scene is complete.

Holly Michaels is busy tweeting in class when she should be learning geometry. How else will she know what shape of cock will fit in her cylindrical pussy? Thankfully, understanding circumference is really all one needs to know and that can be done with the eye test. Like Puma before her, Holly has learned the true lessons of life that will get her far. Flash some skin, suck some cock and you’re home free. Well, almost. She still has to contend with principal Rayveness who doesn’t take too kindly to educational slacking. Ironically, it’s teacher Erik Everhard who needs to learn that lesson more than Holly. He should know that if he needs to fuck in school it’s Rayveness who he needs to approach first. We last discussed Rayveness in this blog while covering her in the Smash! Pictures release Friends and Family 2, a really fucked up expose of the real life story of … Tristyn Kennedy, whom you may recall from scene 1. Rayveness is one of those stars who simply never seems to age. Her giant tits, shapely ass and lovely face are dam near impervious to wrinkles and dimples, though that does nothing to protect her innards from dick. Here she runs the gamut of threeway action, minus anal, including an oral daisy chain. Both girls split the serving of cum between them and all appear to be a little more educated than before.

And what film would be complete without the gratuitous pool boy scene? Jessie Andrews is anxious to get a closer look at how Ramon wields his stick. Tyler Faith puts an end to that really quick, sending Jessie to her room. Though she’s living under her parent’s roof, she is 18 and skirts rules all the time. That includes the rule that says she shouldn’t jeopardize the pool boy’s livelihood by sucking his cock when she’s essentially under house arrest. But what good are rules if nobody tries to break them? She hunkers down on the bed with him and blows him like a pro. Her tiny natural tits are as adorable as her tight little body and juicy slit. If his pussy cleaning ability is any indication of his pool cleaning skills, then this guy is a keeper. Of course, the ruckus the two create attracts the attention of Tyler, who is up in her business again faster than you can say “You’re not the boss of me!”.  The three go through the riding, sucking and cumshot rituals just like the others, though Jessie does finger Tyler’s asshole while she sits atop Ramon’s cock in CG.

Contrast is always nice for visuals and CK&C has it in spades. There is youth versus experience. There are giant tits versus small ones. And there is maturity versus petulance. Add to it the contrast in settings and some smoking hot fucking and you’ve got yourself a winning porn flick, by God. Oops! There we go again!

 

Stars:   Puma Swede Diamond Foxx Joslyn James Jessi Palmer Jessie Andrews Tristyn Kennedy Nicole Aniston Holly Michaels Rayveness Tyler Faith Ramon Erik Everhard Lee Stone Mark Ashley

Categories: New Release Mature Teen All Sex Threeway Cougar

 

Running Time:   184 minutes

Released:   03/2011

Studio Name:   Jules Jordan Video Chris Streams Productions

Director:   Chris Streams