John Holmes

Ginger Lynn The Movie

June 13, 2011

They don’t make movies about nobodies.

And Ginger Lynn would certainly qualify as a somebody when it comes to porn. Though her initial run of XXX film making lasted only two short years, her rise to stardom was literally less than overnight, scoring a Penthouse shoot the very day she answered an ad that was looking for models. With all-American, girl-next-door looks and blowjob skills to boot, she made quite an impression in the adult world from the get-go and her story is stuff of legend. Naturally, it makes sense that her story be preserved for all time in movie form.

Directed by Donald McRonson and released by Paradise Visuals, Ginger Lynn The Movie is a somewhat loose portrayal of Ginger’s being discovered and her meteoric rise to porn superstar. You won’t mind a bit as an all-star cast, including John Holmes, Christy Canyon, Harry Reems, Marc Wallice, Tom Byron, Jamie Gillis and others joins Ginger on set for a lust-drenched tribute to one of the best to ever bare it all.

You’ll see her bounce and buck her pelvis right into John Holmes’ face, allowing his tongue to caress her clit. Then, she lies flat on his desk and uses her legendary mouth to blow his legendary cock all inverted-like and takes a line shot of cum across her face. You’ll get to watch two hot photo shoot montages, the second a bizarre new wave kind of pairing with Harry Reems. Sensing greatness, Harry takes her under his wing, promising to help her meet the right people, right agents and show her the ropes. He begins by feeding her alcohol and showing her his rope. The two do some 69 where you get a glimpse of her expert tongue dancing on his swollen cock head. She then grabs his thick mallet and slides it into her furry muff to ride in RCG. They fuck in mish, spoon and doggie and Reems spills cum up her ass crack and onto her back. Next, it’s a romp with big titted Christy Canyon. Ginger lays waste to her extraordinary breasts and delectable slit with her overactive tongue as a young Peter North looks on. After that it’s a near skin and bones Tom Byron plowing her doggie style and cumming on her ass.

As her star grows, so does her appetite for cock. In the following scene, Marc Wallice licks and fingers Ginger’s wet pussy, while exploring her tight asshole with his index finger. All the while she busies herself sucking off David Sanders meaty totem. It’s part of an orgy scene that has much going on, but you’ll want to see Ginger completing alternating suck-offs of both Wallice and Sanders as they thrust their rods between her ribcage and armpits. Later that night, she services Jamie Gillis and Christy Canyon again in a hot threesome full of more 69 action and some RCG anal, with Ginger grinding her tiny hole on Jamie’s stiff cock. In the last scene, she finishes up her rather quick corporate climb with Peter North. As the sun caresses her naked skin outdoors, North’s tongue does the same to her pussy and rock hard love button. Once again, Canyon jumps in, but Ginger steals the thunder and the spotlight at the end, pulling his cock from Canyon’s pussy and stroking him to orgasm. She then licks the pools of white goo from Christy’s back.

Truth can sometimes be stranger than fiction but, in this case, we think you’ll appreciate the fiction this time around.

Stars: Ginger Lynn Crystal Breeze Harry Reems Marc Wallice Sheri St. Clair David Sanders Beverly Bliss Peter North Eric Edwards Tom Byron Jamie Gillis Christy Canyon John Holmes

Categories: Feature Classic 80’s

Running Time: 78 minutes

Released: 04/2005

Studio Name: Paradise Visuals

Director: Donald McRonson

Personal Services

May 9, 2011

What could you accomplish in an hour? Well, you might be able to get a new pair of eye glasses. You could take a siesta. You could possibly even complete a dinner at a moderately-priced restaurant. With 100% certainty, however, you could take some time and watch the Cal Vista Classic “Personal Services”.

Clocking in at 59 minutes, this truncated burst of sexual mischief has it all: good looking women, disco bush, John Holmes and a devious little plot with crossing and double-crossing. It’s a great way to while away the time while you’re at the car repair shop or waiting for your quiche to rise.

Poor ol’ Ronnie Forbish (Peter Boil) hasn’t had sex in an extraordinarily long time, when he sees the following ad:

Challenge!

The Queen of Sex

Challenges All Comers

I will take on anyone …

And make him holler AUNT.

Interesting terms.

Call HO – 0 – 0690

Immediately, he thinks it might be his ticket to fulfillment. After arranging a meeting, he arrives on location and meets Connie Krumpert, a gorgeous strumpet who calls herself the Queen of Sex. They small talk, share a drink and then Connie gets down to business. Her sex challenge states that each party agrees to sex-by-the-minute at a rate of $5 per. Whosoever outlasts the other one receives the spoils.

After a five-minute warm-up session consisting of a long blowjob and some pussy eating, the battle begins. The balding, mutton-chopped Ronnie drives his pre-sucked cock into Connie’s lovely hairy bush, but his first round is relatively short-lived. He pulls out and Connie strokes his cock gently, luring the cum onto her abdomen.

Now, it would seem that, on the surface, Connie is using alcohol and foreplay as an unfair advantage, but the fact that Ronnie hasn’t been laid in weeks appears to bode well for him. Besides, a dude that looks like him should probably store up sex with beauties like Connie as a camel would with water because there’s no telling when the chance might come around again. Connie is a beauty for sure, sporting long, flowing trusses of hair, firm abs, perfectly hung tits and a nice ass. Her milky white skin and neatly trimmed pubic mane add the ideal level of nostalgia to the luscious 1970s look that was all the rage at the time and still might be for those of you longing for a return to a much more natural porn star look.

Connie exits the proceedings to do some “girlie things” and comes back for more, but it’s not Connie. It’s her identical twin sister Claire, unbeknownst to Ronnie and all the other men who have taken their bogus challenge. Ronnie thinks nothing of it, popping his nut over and over again after so much time away from the thrill. He loses track of time in the process, forgetting that surrender will cost him big time. It’s tough to fault him, though. Any guy would lose himself and his cock in pussy that hot. Unfortunately, he caves like all the rest, running up a ghastly tab of $375, which in today’s currency is more like a million dollars. While his head is too busy thinking about getting fucked, his other, more logical head has the sneaking suspicion he really got fucked.

Dejected and broke, Ronnie visits the local watering hole to have a drink when he meets a well-hung sailor by the name of B.C. Buzzard (John Holmes). B.C. sports a 14-inch dick (give or take) and can easily get his junk sucked just by pulling it out. The problem is, as he claims, no one, not even drink whore, Cute Ass (Daphne Bliss),will fuck it. Because B.C. has been out at sea for three months, Ronnie suggests a ruse to get back at the Queen of Sex.

Will Ronnie get his money back or will B.C. fall victim to the sisters’ even financial scheme just like all the others? Take a gander at Personal Services and find out. Feel free to watch it from end to end. Your load of laundry is sure to be dry when you are finished.

Stars: Cyndee Summers Amore Pertuti Claire Krumpert Connie Krumpert Daphne Bliss Peter Boll John Holmes

Categories: Classic All Sex 70’s Gold

Running Time: 59 minutes

Released: 01/1975

Studio Name: Cal Vista Classic

Director: Michael Minghia

Aphrodisiac: The Sexual Secret of Marijuana

April 4, 2011

Maybe at the onset of the 70s, when this documentary was made, the beneficial qualities of the marijuana plant were considered secrets to mainstream America. But to devotees of the feel-good recreational drug, those who understand that glaucoma, blue jeans with holes in the knees and layoffs at Frito-Lay could all be eradicated with legalization, its magical qualities have been known all along.

Released in 1971, Aphrodisiac: The Sexual Secret of Marijuana is a tribute to the plant that has caused more rifts in the political spectrum and more sex at college frat parties than any other in the history of existence. Originally released as a home video free of the sex parts, this particular version of the film is the uncut version. It features testimonials from marijuana users about the sexual benefits of the plant and shows them engaged in the throes of passion. Underlying the action is narration done by the standard golden-throated announcer, similar to those that used to grace those old war-era propaganda films.

While the presentation of facts, cultivation tips, use during wartime, food recipes and so on are true to life, the sex parts are not quite as explicit or as frequent as one might like in a porn film. Sure, it’s full-on nudity and penetration and such, but there are no money shots to be seen at any point. Granted, this isn’t really a porn film; it’s more of a documentary with some explicit sex scenes thrown in for good measure.

That said, a very young John Holmes makes an appearance as a business man who is working late on a presentation. His assistant breaks out the joint to help him focus and the result is a borderline spiritual experience instead of just down and dirty fucking.

Throughout the film, others too make their case why marijuana is so effective as a sexual stimulant. But, they all seem to be done tongue-in-cheek. For instance, while cheating on her husband at a party, a woman raves about the potency of hash while telling the story of how the guy she wanted to bang couldn’t get it up because he was loaded on alcohol.

“It’s the most beautiful sex I ever had,” says another woman. When she and her man toked up and got together her “vagina started burning” and “she wanted to suck him inside her and keep him there forever.” She should know because she’s a fiction writer. Hmmmm. Her conclusion: weed is the “greatest sexual stimulant since the 12-inch penis and a hell of a lot easier to find.”

Another guy claims his honeymoon was a disaster because of the way parents scare the hell out of their kids in regards to sex. The point here was that because female marijuana users were more likely to have premarital sex, his bride-to-be would have had more experience in the sack had she tried it, thus allowing him to penetrate her before 6am the night of the ceremony.

Finally, yet another girl lauds the benefits, saying her first pot helped her relax enough to have her first sex and first black (guy) in the lone interracial scene of the bunch.

ATSSOM is interesting and informative. But it’s not really porn in the classic sense. Still, there is enough nudity, disco bush and young John Holmes to keep your attention during the course of this documentary. If you want to learn some nuggets of weed wisdom today, but you don’t want to sacrifice images of retro pussy, then you’ve come to the right place.

Stars: Fiorello LaGuardia Billy Curtis John Holmes Levi Richards Sandy Dempsey Carol Dempsey Suzanne Fields Maria Aronoff Andy Bellamy Patti Lee Billy Lane Lynn Holmes Harry J. Anslinger

Categories: Classic 70’s Gold All Sex

Running Time: 77 minutes

Released: 02/1971

Studio Name: Impulse

Director: Dennis Van Zak

Bob Chinn pens his first Johnny Wadd Novel

November 9, 2010

Bob Chinn, creator and porn-auteur of the nine-part Johnny Wadd adult film series that launched the career of legendary porn icon John Holmes, is soon set to release his first novel, Flesh of the Lotus.

The book is based on the second film of the detective series (shot in 1971) and will be the first of six Johnny Wadd novels to be published by BearManor Fiction.

In 2008 BearManor Media published the critically acclaimed biography on John Holmes titled, John Holmes; A Life Measured in Inches by Jennifer Sugar and Jill C. Nelson.

Flesh of the Lotus: A Johnny Wadd Novel, was inspired by Chinn’s desire to expand upon the original storyline and character; something he was unable to do as a maverick filmmaker in the 1970s within the confines of budget restrictions and time constraints:

“In this book I have tried to depict the character as more or less as I had originally envisioned him and would have liked him to be, and the story is set in the very era in which he was created. It was the era of the Vietnam War when both our country and our society were in the beginning stages of undergoing a radical transformation.

“Johnny Wadd, the private detective character that I have depicted in this book was a part of that revolutionary era and he should not be confused with John Holmes the man, even though somehow they seem to have become almost inextricably linked by history into a single person.”

In related news, the Hollywood production company, Formosa Films, has secured the option for the exclusive rights for a theatrical feature film of Bob Chinn’s life story.

The film will center on Chinn’s ten year professional relationship with John Holmes and will be co-produced by Will Tiao (the producer and star of the political thriller Formosa Betrayed) and John Radulovic (producer of the Showtime TV series Californication).

Will Tiao recently spoke about his commitment and sensitivity to the project with Chinn: “I feel an overwhelming responsibility to tell your story, John’s story, and the story of all those who you worked with in a way that honors all of you. Your story is part of America’s story and it must be told in an honest, truthful, unflinching way.”

Watch the classic series on AEBN

Eruption

November 8, 2010

Many of the old ’70s and early ’80s porn flicks play like television dramas. The acting isn’t quite as good, and of course there are blatant scenes of fucking, but the plots are not all that shabby, all things considered. Such is the case for Eruption.

Starring the late great John Holmes and Leslee Bovee, the film starts off looking like a scene right out of Blue Lagoon with Christopher Atkins and Brooke Shields as the two frolic and fuck in the ocean surf. Filmed on location in the beautiful islands of Hawaii, Peter and Sandy are lovers are engaged in a torrid affair that they want to make permanent, save for one problem: Sandy’s husband.

The two hatch a plan to do away with “Harry” and collect on a hefty life insurance policy, whereby they will runaway together and live happily ever after. Unfortunately, things don’t go a smoothly as anticipated. Peter is sexually pursued by Sandy’s step-daughter Angie (Susan Hart), Sandy is running a double-cross on Peter with no intention of splitting the insurance money, and the murder method itself has a major flaw, which arouses the suspicions of the authorities and the insurance company.

Despite how everything unravels, there are some excellent scenes of Holmes laying his pipe to pussy and lots of great cock sucking work on the part of the ladies. For instance, when Angie hops a ride with Peter to her boyfriends place, they stop on the side of the road for a little something something and she sucks him off in the sagebrush.

Later, Angie and her boyfriend Scott (Eric Evol) take a dip together in the hot tub and fuck themselves silly. She sucks his cock and she rides him RCG as he rests his ass on a convenient flotation device. They get busted by a neighbor, but she appeases him by sucking him off too and letting him fuck her doggie during a threeway. She gets cum all over her ass and her cheek in the process.

After the grisly plan is carried out, Peter and Sandy are so excited, they pull off into the bush and fuck in the car. In case you didn’t notice, this film has plenty of bush, belonging mostly to the stars. In this scene Bovee wears some see-through netting and rides his long cock RCG, her pussy gliding effortlessly up and down. Then, she sucks him off, letting him cum onto her mouth and face.

There are some other scenes including a random threeway gym encounter that contains double dong action, workout benches, horrible hair, and gruesome tans. There is also a second scorching scene with Peter and Sandy, complete with extreme vaginal close-ups and a gooey cumshot onto Sandy’s face.

When you talk about two of the greatest adult film stars of all-time, it just doesn’t get any better than Leslie Bovée and the legendary John Holmes. Set aside 77 minutes and you’ll have all the proof you’ll need.

Stars: Leslie Bovee Eric Evol Gene Clayton Wilt Torrance Bernard Addison Carrie Welton Fifi Aldercy Tracy Valdis Bert Willis Jack Aldis Joseph Lopez Justin Mallory Shell Seward Wynne Colburn Susan Hart John Holmes