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Vista Valley PTA

July 25, 2011

Remember that song Harper Valley PTA? You know … the 1968 country chart-topper sung by Jeannie C. Riley? You know … the song that inspired the 1978 motion picture and 1981 television series starring Barbara Eden? You know … the woman who played Jeannie in the I Dream of Jeannie sitcom?

Oh, you don’t. Well, that means you’re young and all of us old people are shaking our fists at you right now … well, if we still had elbow joints, that is. Despite our physical infirmities, we can assure you that the song, the television series and Barbara Eden are all classics as is this film, Vista Valley PTA, a rather loose reconstruction of the Harper Valley premise.

Directed by Anthony Spinelli and released by Cal Vista, the film centers around the blonde, lovely Jessie St. James, an educator who arrives in Vista Valley to help clean up the image of the local high school. Two of its female teachers have suffered forcible sex at the hands of students in recent months and one of the male teachers has been beaten to within an inch of his life. Why a beautiful woman such as she is sent to the frontlines to shape up a bunch of derelicts is beyond us, but it does prove to dredge up a lot of conflict, always a good thing for a porn flick because it leads to torrid sex more times than not. But she’s not the only one responsible for the great fucking.

Richard Pacheco and Dorothy Lemay are a truant couple messing around in a convertible before class. Dorothy is coerced into playing with herself by her delinquent boyfriend. Both she and he slide their fingers through her furry pussy, loosening her up enough for her to go down on the impatient Richard. The bell rings as she lowers her mouth over the head of his cock, but she quickly sucks and jerks him to orgasm.

The late, great Jamie Gillis plays a sexually repressed religious zealot who hires a hooker (Desiree West) for his enjoyment. He prefers she finger fuck herself while he sits and masturbates into a Kleenex. She’s a bit creeped out as you too will be by his performance, especially when he grabs her hair and yells at her to repent for her wickedness. Even creepier is when he goes home and bursts in on his topless daughter (Sharon Kane), yet lingers in the room while she hurries to get dressed, even feeling her up in the process. Gillis’ versatility made him one of the best in the biz.

The incredible Kay Parker and her husband, Aaron Stuart are a married couple who hate each other, though he still wants on-demand sex when he gets home from work. He bullies Kay out of her one-piece jumpsuit, releasing her stupendously large tits and full bush, then fucking her silly before spurting cum up her belly. In true selfish form, he rolls over and falls asleep leaving her to finger her gorgeous slit to orgasm.

As stellar as are those first few scenes, the real fireworks begin after St. James calls a PTA meeting to discuss the current state of the school. While she preaches the necessity for strong parenting and ethics, what transpires afterward is anything but. Jamie Gillis fills his daughter’s mouth with cum; John Leslie fucks Juliet Anderson and then her daughter, Dorothy, as mom masturbates outside the room. Then, mom and daughter hook up with mom burying her face in Dorothy’s twat; Pacheco hooks up with St. James after he reads his overtly sexual report to her; and in the last scene Leslie, Ken Scudder, Lee LeMay and John Seeman gangbang St. James under threat of running her and her hoity-toity moral code out of town on a rail.

An astonishing adult film ‘Vista Valley P.T.A.’ unflinchingly brings the sin in the suburbs to the screen with amazing realism as the students of Vista Valley High School and their parents mix it up sexually among themselves and each other! It’s a nest of sex perversion, greed and out-and-out lust. From classroom to boardrooms to bedrooms, ‘Vista Valley P.T.A.’ is simply amazing.

Stars: Dorothy LeMay Jessie St. James Kay Parker Desiree West Sharon Kane Richard Pacheco Kitty Shayne Juliet Anderson Jamie Gillis John Leslie Aaron Stuart

Categories: Classic 80’s Feature

Running Time: 85 minutes

Released: 02/1981

Studio Name: Cal Vista Classic

Director: Anthony Spinelli

Sex World

May 16, 2011

Climb aboard the chartered bus and come along to Sex World where you’ll experience 3 days and 3 nights of pure fantasy. Here, you’ll fill out a questionnaire, have an interview and then the hosts and hostesses at Sex World will make sure your every sexual desire is fulfilled. You’ll leave feeling satisfied and, at the same time, you’ll confront the profound personal issues that have stood in the way of your relationships. Don’t be shy. Look: there are others just like you here.

Joan (Leslie Bovee) and Jerry (Kent Hall) love each other very much, but are up for a little experimentation. Jerry ends up in a threesome with Linda (Amber Hunt) and Jo (Carol Tong), though he watches the two girls engage in some pussy eating and 69 action before his cock gets double-teamed. Joan, meanwhile, shares a blisteringly hot lesbian tryst with her neighbor, Marian (Abigail Clayton), whose delectable slit she has fantasized about for a long time and whose beautiful, naked body has been the subject of her many paintings.

Over there are Ralph (Jack Wright) and Millicent (Kay Parker). The two have extreme sexual issues stemming from long ago that are creating hang-ups in the bedroom. Millicent wants someone to berate her, someone with big balls to shove her on the bed and take control, fucking her senseless. She finds that in her nameless hook-up (Joey Silvera). Ralph has been despondent since the loss of his mother and he just needs a girl who will suck his cock, but finish what she starts, unlike his wife.

Couples are not the only ones seeking closure. Lisa (Sharon Thorpe) is a lonely girl who has spent nearly seven years at her job without forging any kind of friendships. She has spent her nights outside of work in XXX theaters and calling random classified ads seeking phone sex to get her off, as she does here. She wants Sex World to pair her with someone who genuinely cares for her, but also with a giant black cock to suck and drain of cum.

Roger (John Leslie) detests black women, so he naturally gets paired up with Jill (Desiree West) who seeks to “prove his spigot ain’t no bigot.” One look at her naturally large tits, hour glass body and juicy black bush is just about all the convincing he needs, though her smack talk and aggressive maneuvering with his stiff cock seals the deal.

And there’s the lovely Dale (Annette Haven) whose recently-ended five-year lesbian relationship concluded with the sound of a door closing. Though she pines for her lover, she harbors a secret fantasy about a spicy Latin lover (Roberto Ramos), who makes her sexual dreams come true.

Released in 1977, Sex World plays a little bit off the sci-fi fascination that captured our collective imaginations after the unleashing of Star Wars, though it’s set up feels a bit more like an all-sex version of the television show Fantasy Island. Nevertheless, there are some big-time performers and some very sexy performances in this classic title from VCX.

Stars: Leslie Bovee Cris Cassidy Annette Haven Kay Parker Abigail Clayton Desiree West Maureen Spring Amber Hunt Sharon Thorpe John Leslie Joey Silvera Carole Tong Kent Hall Peter Johnson Roberto Ramos Jack Wright Peter Whigham Carl Regal Johnnie Keyes