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John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut

Anyone who has ever played word association games knows that creativity during gameplay is pretty much limitless. If you don’t know what a word association game is, it goes basically like this: someone says a word and then the next participant thinks of a word that has some connection with the first one. The player after that repeats the process with the second word and so on. There are generally an unlimited number of possible answers, which means the game can literally go on for as long as the players want to play … usually about 5 seconds.

Veterans of this total time-waster of an entertainment decision know that certain words generate the same response almost every time. For instance, when someone says “blue” the next response is almost always “sky” or vice-versa. “Pepperoni” is usually followed by “pizza”; “air” is generally complemented by “plane”; and “confabulation” is usually trailed by “colloquium”. (No, not really. We just made that last one up. Nobody knows what the hell those words mean anyway.)

All that said, if you are a child of the nineties (or an adult of the nineties for that matter) certain celebrity names conjure up pat answers as well. For those of you who remember the name John Wayne Bobbitt, seeing the name just now probably caused you to shift uncomfortably in your chair. In case you forgot, Bobbitt was the guy whose penis was sliced off by his irate wife, Lorena, who accused him of serial infidelity and forcing sex on her numerous times. She then drove off with the half-missing appendage, tossing it into an empty field before feeling the slightest bit of remorse and calling 911. Amazingly, authorities tracked down the semi-cock and were able to re-attach it after a 9 ½-hour surgical procedure.

The story was media fodder from the get-go and Bobbitt became a quasi-celebrity because of his stub dick. Of course, mounting debt from the impending divorce and the legal hassles left him in dire need of money to pay the bills. As is usually the case, porn came calling early and in 1994, Bobbitt agreed to appear in this film, John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut. (In 1996, still faced with an avalanche of debt, he appeared in another XXX film called, appropriately enough, Frankenpenis.)

Anyway, whether it’s a pity fuck or just some morbid fascination with what reconstituted cock must look or taste like, some amazing starlets do a number on Bobbitt in this one, engaging in plenty of oral, 3-way and vaginal fucking with some toy play worked in for posterity. Bobbitt gets some measure of revenge on his wife, gets paid in the process and proves to guys everywhere that a good surgeon can get your sex life back on track even after having your johnson lopped off by a kitchen knife.

Directed by the one-and-only Ron Jeremy, this film won the 1995 AVN Award for Best Selling Release and is a must-see. As Bobbitt himself said, “Ever since this whole thing happened, all everybody wants to see is my penis…now you can!”

 

Stars:   Devon Shire   Lana Sands   Jordan St. James   Jasmine Aloha   Letha Weapons   Tiffany Lords   Veronica Castillo   Bruce Lai   John Wayne Bobbitt   Olivia   Gino Colbert   Ron Jeremy   Nikki Randall   Crystal Gold   Dan Steele

Categories: Big Tits   Feature   Celebrities   90’s

Running Time:   163 minutes

Released:   09/2008

Studio Name:   Paradise Visuals

Director:   Ron Jeremy

 

 

Ex-Wrestling Star Chyna Returns to Porn

LOS ANGELES — Former World Wrestling Entertainment star Joanie Laurer, best known as Chyna, is returning to porn in a new Vivid film.

Vivid Entertainment co-chairman Steven Hirsch told TMZ that Chyna approached him months ago to breathe life into her XXX career and wanted to work with the biggest male porn star in the business.

Hirsch did her one better and lined up veterans Evan Stone and Lee Stone to work with her in a threesome in a film reportedly titled, “Backdoor to Chyna”  that can be safely assumed is anal-centric.

Chyna modeled nude for Playboy in November 2000, which featured a pictorial of her. In 2002, following her departure from the WWF, Chyna appeared in a second nude pictorial.She also filmed a Playboy adult documentary entitled Joanie Laurer Nude: Wrestling Superstar to Warrior Princess, which followed her on the set. Chyna starred in the 2004 Red Light District film, 1 Night in China with wrestler Sean Walman.

The new DVD is expected to be released this summer.

See more of her now!

Charlie’s Party Girls

Charlie's Party GirlsWhether you think Charlie Sheen is off the deep end or believe he really is a tiger-blooded warlock, it’s hard to deny his taste in porn chicks. Smash Pictures has a collection of scenes starring some of the girls linked to him. “Charlie’s Party Girls” shows you what they’ve got and piques your interest for more.

The compact blonde up first is Kacey Jordan, who took her story of Charlie’s partying to the media in January. We see Kacey in a scene from “Teen Idol 5” with little dialogue – she and Jack Venice just get down to it. (There was a bit of tease and chit-chat in the scene as it originally appeared, but sometimes it’s better to see only the good stuff.) It’s clear she’s a genuine slut by the way she sucks and rides cock, undistracted by the band of bullets tattooed on the dude’s left upper thigh. She really likes it when he grips her neck with one hand, and she takes a healthy load in the mouth.

Colombian Melanie Rios might be the sexiest of Charlie’s girls. Unlike Kacey, her lips are sealed about Charlie, but get a big cock near her and that mouth opens wide. She’s a naughty schoolgirl in a scene from “Teen Idol 7” and teacher Michael Vegas is “punishing” her with some vigorous pussy-eating. She couldn’t look hotter if she tried, topless on the desk with her skirt around her waist and her red panties pushed aside. She’s equally boneriffic while swallowing his cock and getting her pussy stuffed. He plays with her perfect tits and clit while delivering powerful thrusts, and if you don’t feel your cock jump when she pumps that sweet ass up and down in reverse cowgirl, then check your pulse. When Michael is nearing his sticky eruption, Melanie goes for it like a starving chocoholic would attack a mountain of Ferrero Rocher. If the schoolgirl/teacher fantasy does it for you, then you can’t pass up this scene.

Up next is Ginger Lynn, the ’80s porn icon who dated Charlie seriously for a few years in the early ’90s. He later compared sex with her to steak and sex with non-porners to hamburger. In a scene from the highly recommended “Cougar Lesbians,” Ginger inducts Ally Kay into the world of Sapphic pleasures. (That movie also features Melanie Rios. Need any further reasons to check it out?) Asking Ally what she likes about sex with boys helps Ginger figure out what Ally might like with a girl. Ally is a giggly but good student and Ginger is a great teacher, but soon the lesson ends and Ginger just wants to cum. If you’re into watching older lesbians teach young women how to please, then this is one of the best scenes around.

Gigi Rivera was said to be at that epic party with Kacey and Melanie and, although she’s since left porn, she left us with great scenes to remember her by. This one comes from “Bus Stop Girls 2,” an awesome schoolgirl-themed flick that somehow manages to be even hotter than the spanktastic first movie in the series. In the back of the school bus she blows Xander Corvus, then climbs on top of the seats so he can fuck her doggy style. You really sense these two would want to fuck in real life, which always adds to a scene. Gigi has a tight body and her tiny pussy barely manages to fit Xander’s thick rod inside. His massive cumshot tells us that sex with her feels as great as it looks.

As of this writing, Bree Olson is one of Charlie’s “goddesses,” living with him and another girlfriend in the mansion. She is said to have retired from porn, but legions of fans are hoping that’s untrue. For now, we have plenty of Bree scenes to get us off, including this one from “Whale Tail 3,” filmed when Bree was just 19. Mark Ashley spots Bree walking along, the top of her thong showing, and can’t resist getting into Bree’s snug jeans. She’s quick to demonstrate her world-class cock sucking skills and gives great eye contact while doing it. Going deep gets her wet, so Mark takes her to the couch and stuffs her with his thick dick. As hot as Bree’s pussy is, she is known for her anal scenes and this is no exception. She’s excitable and hot with a cock in any hole. Judging by the size of Mark’s load, she feels great too. Mmm, vintage Bree!

Consider this a tasty sampler. You don’t need Adonis DNA to enjoy the girls’ unique hotness.

Stars:   Ginger Lynn Bree Olson Kacey Jordan Melanie Rios Gigi Rivera
Categories: New Release All Sex Party Girls Celebrities High Definition
Running Time: 107 minutes
Released:   02/2011
Studio Name:   Smash Pictures

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s Honeymoon Fuckfest

The one thing* we’ll never understand about celebrities is this: if you want to create a scandal, and you’ve got millions of dollars at your disposal, why are you putting out sex tapes? Can’t you put out some sex DVDs or Blu-Rays at this point? Seriously.

*It should be noted that there are a lot of things we’ll never understand about celebrities, but since this is a porn blog, we’ll try to focus on the porn part.

So, anyway, before leaking sex tapes became a career move, they were a security breach of the most lascivious kind. Trusted members of a celebrity couple’s inner circle sold their souls for a quick buck and an appearance on Hard Copy, a move that threatened to derail the gravy train in which they rode. Granted, a falling out of some kind was probably about to derail it anyway, prompting the release of the “cramming in”.

There was a time not so long ago when these tapes actually had shock value. The Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee tape was one such instance. The shock precipitated on several fronts: It was perhaps the first internet-driven sex video. Pamela was the “it” girl at the time. And Tommy Lee had a giant dick, which was amazing for a burned-out rocker, a guy who looked as if he had gone weeks between meals, but minutes between meth binges.

But, we all couldn’t get enough of this classic, a home video made on their honeymoon boating excursion on Lake Mead, which is just outside Las Vegas. That’s right…they were on a motherfucking boat! The two were wed having known each other a whopping four days. Hey, when it’s love, right? The film captured the fun and frolic shared by both parties and while it’s normal to want to preserve the memories for all eternity, it might be best to think twice when it’s all drinking, smoking and sex because you never know where it might end up.

Well, it ended up in our VOD. And it’s here in all it’s pussy-humping, blowjobbing, skinny-dipping, horn honking with Tommy’s dick, cum spilling, masturbatory glory. Take a look and watch what it was like when sex tapes actually meant something.

Stars:   Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee

Categories: Amateur Big Tits Big Dick Homemade Gonzo Celebrities 90’s

Running Time:   55 minutes

Studio Name:   NUKO Media LLC

Charlie Sheen’s Porn Stars

Anyone who has followed the Charlie Sheen tabloid tales probably knows of his epic porn star party and his idea to start a “porn family.” Now, of course, studios as diverse as X Play and Smash Pictures have Sheen spoofs in the works. The porn family is now just a fading dream as Charlie is said to be drying out and getting clean, but we thought it would be fun to imagine which women Ginger Lynnwould live in his sexy commune.

Ginger Lynn, Charlie’s flame from the early ’90s, wouldn’t live in the mansion, but she could drop by just to check on the girls and mentor them. After all, Ginger has been there and done that for longer than many other women in Charlie’s life. In the business on and off since the 1980s, with mainstream roles to her credit, legendary Ginger is hottest in classic features like the original “New Wave Hookers” and the best-of collection “Swedish Erotica 81.” One of the ultimate movies for her fans, “Ginger Lynn the Movie,” features the sexy blonde alongside other ’80s icons in girl-on-girl, orgy, and anal action. Ginger is still a great fuck in movies such as “White Mommas,” featuring her first interracial anal, and a cougar/kitten scene in “Mommy and Me.”

Since her night with Charlie in October 2010 took a dark turn, Capri Anderson Capri Andersonprobably wouldn’t have been invited to the porn house, nor would she have accepted. “Capricious,” the lesbian and solo movie compiled after her infamous night with Charlie to showcase her charms, illustrates why Sheen was attracted to her. Capri does girls almost exclusively, but if you’re after something heartier than the veggie plate, you can see her in early scenes from “Virgins of the Screen 6” and “Filthy’s First Taste 7.” When you see how hot Capri is with Jenna Haze in “Meow,” can you blame her for deciding she likes the lesbian scene?

Bree Olson is the most famous younger porn star to have a rumored “Ma-Sheen” escapade, but she keeps her pretty lips sealed on the subject. When reports emerged that she partied with him in Vegas on the weekend of the AVN Awards, Bree flew to Cabo. As the most famous of Charlie’s recent alleged porn hook-ups, Bree Olsonshe’s the older “sister” that the other girls might envy, but she’s so sweet that nobody could hate her. See her get kinky in the super-hot “The Surrender of O,” still one of her most popular movies. Bree has natural sexiness that shines in “The Bombshells” and the comic skills for a parody like “The A-Team XXX.” We can’t wait to see her newly toned body in “Not Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man.”

Most infamous is Kacey Jordan, the girl kicked out of the porn family for talking to the tabloids about Charlie’s 36-hour party. She’s great at lip service, you see Kacey Jordan– blowjobs are one of her specialties, and you’ll see how special in “Rocco’s Bitch Party 2,” when she gets the honor of finishing off the Italian Stallion in the second scene. Kacey earned the cover for “She Is Half My Age 4” with a gangbang that proves she’s up for anything. She made for a hot Cindy Brady in “Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” and two sequels. Word has it Kacey just posed – clothed – for GQ.

Melanie Rios was rumored to be at that Charlie party with Kacey. This Colombian chica brings the spice – she’d be the porn “sister” least likely to takeMelanie Rios shit. She’s an adorable girl with a wild side. That’s her pretty face and fine ass on the cover of “Barely Legal 105,” from back when she was going by Melanie Jane. She’s also the box cover girl for “Mommy and Me,” which also stars Ginger, albeit a different scene. Melanie’s fuck partner in the film is Francesca Le, a porn legend to whom she is often favorably compared. In “Lush,” Melanie and Riley Jensen are so hot and gorgeous that they landed the box cover. We like her best of all in “Oil Overload 4,” and that brings us to the last girl in the porn family…

Auburn-haired Gigi Rivera is in the scene from “Oil Overload 4” with Gigi Rivera in Spin on My Cock 2Melanie and stud Toni Ribas. Cute, hot Gigi announced her retirement in the last few days. If this is true, we’re sad to see her go, because her scene in “Bus Stop Girls 2” won a permanent spot in our spank bank and even her less obviously outstanding performances, like in “It’s Okay, She’s My Stepdaughter 5,” are hot. If she ever changes her mind, she’ll be welcomed back with open arms, based on the heat and industry buzz she generated in a short time. Maybe Gigi is the prodigal “daughter” of the porn family, and porn fans everywhere hope she will return.

Who’s your favorite Charlie’s angel… or devil, as the case may be?

Amy Fisher Talks ‘Deep Inside’

via our friends at xBiz

NEW YORK — Amy Fisher admits that doing porn scenes is “a little bit surreal.”

The New York native who has lived most of her adult life in the public eye recently made her professional adult movie debut in “Deep Inside Amy Fisher,” which is available now on the AEBN Network.

“These are beautiful men, just meeting them is exciting anyway,” Fisher told XBIZ. “I wanted to do a really good job filming. I didn’t want to be difficult. I wanted everything to go really smoothly. I have a lot of vested in this.”

Fisher, whose amateur porn video “Amy Fisher Caught On Tape” sold upward of 200,000 copies worldwide after its release in 2007, exclusively partnered with the recently launched Dreamzone to shoot eight films over the next two years.

The notorious Fisher hand-picked the all-star cast for “Deep Inside,” working with the likes of Tommy Gunn, Marcus London, Dale DaBone and Lisa Ann in her first professionally produced XXX effort. Fisher took on Evan Stone, among others, in her second movie, shooting enough content for her first three films during her summer trip to Los Angeles.

“I filmed with a lot of different people when I was out there,” she said. “They’re very sexual movies, exploring more of Southern California and my sexuality. I’d like to get into more of the parodies but right now these movies are strictly hardcore sex. They won’t disappoint.”

The demand for Fisher to do porn has been steady on the heels of the huge sales figures her sex tape generated. Her naughty softcore pay-per-view special — “Amy Fisher: Totally Nude & Exposed” — also added to the buzz last year.

“Every major adult entertainment company in the world at one point has wanted me to do something with them in the last two years because that amateur DVD sold phenomenally well,” Fisher said. But the mother of three waited for the right situation before making the move because she wanted to do porn on her own terms.

“Dreamzone Entertainment has been good to me. They let me pick who I want to work with and I get 50 percent of the profits,” Fisher noted.

Dreamzone spared no expense on the productions, hiring what essentially was the entire Club Jenna crew to shoot Fisher’s exploits. Adult veteran Jim Enright produced and directed.

“All the guys came in with Club Jenna t-shirts. These were all the Club Jenna guys,” Fisher said. “Jenna doesn’t do movies any more but they still need to be employed.”

Once dubbed by the New York media in the early ’90s as the “Long Island Lolita,” — a nickname she doesn’t like to this day — Fisher served seven years in prison after shooting the wife of her then lover Joey Buttafuoco when she was 17. Not long after her release from incarceration, Fisher became a columnist for the Long Island Press, writing something for print every week without even having formally trained in journalism.

“I had a BBA in Marketing, go figure,” she joked. “I wrote human interest columns on controversial issues — you pick a side. I interviewed famous people, which was kind of cool. I did a little of everything. I did that for almost five years. But that was hard for me. It was actually a blessing when it ended, I was happy.”

Fisher last year embarked on what quickly became a popular feature dancing tour that is ongoing. “I love it,” she said, adding that her next booking “is wherever my little dancing shoes will take me.”

So far her legion of fans has been giving her plenty of feedback on her decision to pursue porn.

“They’re thanking me for doing it,” Fisher said. “I’ve gotten only positives. So far it’s gone really well.”

Fisher, who still receives a royalty check every month for her amateur sex tape, calls her adult entertainment career “the greatest job in the world.”

Also a published author — she wrote a book called If I Knew Then… in 2004 — she says she likes living in the moment.

“Life moves on for everybody. I kind of just live for the here and now,” Fisher said. “It doesn’t turn out how you expect. If someone would’ve said I’d be a porn star five years ago I wouldn’t have believed them.”

She added, “I feel really honored to be doing this. There are a lot of really pretty girls that pound the pavement for years and get no recognition. And because I get a ton of mainstream press I was able to come in at a higher level. So I feel very fortunate and I don’t take it for granted.”