70’s Gold

Classic Porn Star, Disco Singer Andrea True Dies Aged 68

Seduction of Lyn CarterClassic adult film legend Andrea True passed away in Kingston, New York on November 7, 2011 at age 68. Andrea — who also performed under the aliases Andrea Travis, Inger Kissen, Ida King, and Singh Low — was born in Nashville, Tennessee and first appeared in Scandinavian adult films in the 1960s. She made her first American XXX films in the late 1960s and skyrocketed to fame with the rise of porno chic in the 1970s, becoming such a big star that she successfully found mainstream fame.

Today, Andrea is still the only porn star to have a hit reach the top 10 Billboard charts. In 1975, Andrea was filming a commercial in Jamaica when she recorded a demo of a song called “More, More, More.” Remixed and released in 1976, the song became one of the disco era’s most iconic hits, even reaching number four on the Billboard charts. It has been licensed for film use and frequently sampled (most notably in Len’s 1990s hit “Steal My Sunshine”). Andrea True is currently the only porn star to have ever had such a successful hit song.

Andrea specialized in playing the mature, experienced woman in her roles, being the sexually dominant performer when the part called for it. Seduction Of Lyn Carter features what is arguably Andrea’s best performance in the United States, as a frustrated housewife.

Here are some of Andrea True’s classic movies.

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Bra Busting Babysitters

Bra Busting BabysittersIf you, like many classic porn fans, prefer women free of silicone and collagen, this collection of 1960s-70s stag loops will be a refreshing reminder of what you love about old XXX movies. Bra Busting Babysitters is a collection with many gorgeous girls and a few surreal surprises. Although most of these scenes don’t feature babysitters, they do all include at least one busty girl. Those with a breast fetish will find themselves coming back to it again and again.

The first loop features two of the most stunning women in porn history. Jacqueline Lorians is a succulent redhead with cherry lips, and the equally sexy Anna Ventura can’t help masturbating just looking at her. Seeing this, Jacqueline begins to kiss her and Anna pulls down Jacqueline’s top to reveal beautiful natural tits that she can’t wait to lick. Anna worships Jacqueline’s puffy nipples with her tongue in a cock-stiffening sequence that deserves repeat viewings. Anna dives between Jacqueline’s stocking-clad legs, licking her clit while finger-fucking her hairy pussy. With Anna’s t-shirt pulled up to reveal the incredible natural wonders on her chest, Jacqueline takes her turn playing with Anna. On her back with her ass lifted high, Anna slowly pulls off her shorts, giving us an excellent side view of her flat stomach, the curve of her lower back, and the twin hills of her beautiful breasts. Anna and Jacqueline take turns licking and sucking each other’s tits and clits, ending with a sixty-nine session. They pleasure each other’s stunning bodies beautifully and the only complaint is that it ends too soon.

Next is a loop featuring a wavy-haired blonde with two massive, tan-lined tits and one guy for each of them. They suck her nipples and in turn she slobs their knobs. She keeps busy with a cock at each end, and takes one cumshot on her belly while the other fills her mouth. If you prefer girl-girl-boy threesomes, then you’ll want to give scene four a look. For those with a taste for more exotic sex, scene five’s fetish theme and scene six’s orgy are not to be missed.

Or maybe you’d be more interested in the bizarreness of scene 10, in which an apparently lonely guy imagines that his crudely made sex doll is a sexy blonde girl and, through his imagination, she “comes to life” so they can have sex in some acrobatic positions. It’s the most tender, loving relationship between a man and his doll since Lars and the Real Girl.

Scene 11 continues the theme of sexual make-believe in a different way. A woman in male drag, looking a bit like Natalie Portman with a mullet and a fake moustache, picks up a buxom blonde in a bar, gets her strap-on sucked, and fucks the blonde with it. Meanwhile the bartender looks on in amazement. Soon, the women turn their attention to tasting his throbbing hard-on, which he quickly inserts into the blonde’s hungry pussy. By now, the girl in male drag has taken off her moustache and all of her clothes to reveal that she’s a good-looking, elfin babe with nice tits of her own.

Although the loops after scene 11 are much more your everyday vintage porn scenes, they all offer the type of realistic sex that classic porn fans love. Big tit fans will especially love the final scene, featuring a very sexually forward, black-haired babe with the biggest breasts out of every girl in the movie.

With the exception of Jacqueline Lorians and Anna Ventura, most of these girls are complete unknowns, at least in the U.S. There’s no dialogue, for those who aren’t familiar with 8mm film. These being pre-Viagra, each loop is much shorter than we’ve grown used to with modern porn, but Alpha Blue Archives packs a lot of fuck for the buck into this compilation.

Stars:   Jacqueline Lorians   Anna Ventura   Rene Bond
Categories: Big Tits   Teen   Classic   All Sex   Babysitters   70’s
Running Time:   120 minutes
Released:   12/1970
Studio Name:   Alpha Blue Archives

Peepshow Loops 299: Early 1970’s

So, here it is: a grainy, color-ravaged collection of porn loops from four decades past, yet Peepshow Loops 299: Early 1970, part of the impressive collection of retro porn from Blue Vanities, sits among a grab bag of heavyweight Hi-Def titles and modern mayhem that rank among the most-watched titles in our VOD.

But surely there must be some mistake – a one that wasn’t carried to its proper column in the stat sheet or some crossed-up computer code or something, right? On the contrary, there has been a major surge in the demand for these old titles in recent months, which begs the question: why? As mentioned a moment ago, the footage is fairly low quality. The actors and actresses involved are not “stars” so much as just regular people (though there are a few stars in the making). And in this age of excessive physical scrutiny and obsession with outward appearances, the talent is, by today’s standards, downright hideous: chest hair, gaunt frames, atonal abs, unkempt mustachios … and that’s just the women. Kidding.  The point is: nostalgia is in more than ever before and this blogger believes there are some underlying reasons for it.

First, our sense of nostalgia always increases during times of chaos. If you’ve been paying any attention at all to current events, you know that things like jobs and the economy have taken their toll on the American public. Underlying it all is a feeling that things may not improve as quickly as hoped or, perhaps, not at all. It’s only natural that people want to revisit places and things that remind them of better times. For many, that includes retro porn.

Second, there is a severe lack of originality anymore when it comes to entertainment. The feeling is that it’s all been done, so why waste time watching a copy of a derivative of a clone, when you can go back and watch the source material?

Third, the art of things has been boiled down to a science. You see it in business, in sports … even in the art world. There is so much money at stake with most endeavors that creative freedom has been stifled to limit risk and control the flow of said money. As such, few are willing to take chances with new and perhaps untested ideas, regardless of how good they are. Instead, everything has to be focused-grouped, tested and polled. In boiling off the art to achieve science, a lot of the personality and impromptu magic of the moment has been removed. Further, with science comes formulas and as anyone with a moderate background in science knows, formulas are rigid and unchanging. In the entertainment world, it leads to oodles of sameness and, ultimately, boredom. To combat sameness, many are going back to revisit eras where anything still felt possible.

Fourth, eventually we all fall into the generation gap. There is a theory out there in the retail music industry that suggests our music tastes pretty much stop developing by the age of 25. That’s not to say you can’t begin listening to jazz or classical just because you’ve been a rocker all your life. Rather, your desire to keep up with current trends slows or even comes to a screeching halt because you no longer can relate to the songs. The same phenomenon occurs in porn. After a certain age, you realize all titles are acted, directed and produced by people younger than you, and that they express different viewpoints and values. In addition, the new generation of stars sport tattoos, implants and piercings, and behave in ways in which you simply cannot identify. It is at that point feathered hair, real boobs and bush suddenly become all that more appealing.

Fifth, first impressions are always the strongest. Thanks to declining fertility rates and longer life spans, the median age in this country has steadily increased. Because older generations had their first experiences with porn during the 70s, there’s a good chance these old clips hold a special significance for them. Couple that with the other factors listed above and it might help explain the gaudy numbers for retro porn.

Sixth, there is too much micromarketing of everything these days. This writer always comes back to one particular example because it’s one of the most extreme, but have you tried to buy toothpaste recently? It’s astounding how long the process takes with the sheer number of choices available. The increase in micromarketing has coincided with the explosion of products that cater to our individual (and very selfish) tastes: iPods, MySpaces and the like. Porn is no different. There are so many subspecialties and subgenres that it has fragmented porn into smaller and smaller parts, which may be confusing or unappealing to older viewers.

Seventh, we exist in a garage sale mindset. With the explosion of eBay and other auction sites, we are more and more aware of the dollar amounts old treasures can fetch on an open market. This phenomenon has put us all into a constant thrift shop/attic hunting mode whereby rare and infrequent items are more appealing and desirable than ever. Watching these old, grainy films perhaps makes us feel like we’ve unearthed some hidden gem that only we know about.

Finally, young people are turning to classic porn too. At play here is the curiosity factor. After all, prior decades had different language, different music and different fashion, so perhaps they had different fucking too. What better place to find the answer to that question than in retro porn?

Mind you, this is all speculation and supposition. The real reason for the surge in retro porn could be all of the above, none of the above or a combination of factors. Take a look at Peepshow Loops 299: Early 1970 and decide for yourself.

 

Categories: Classic All Sex 70’s

Running Time:   119 minutes

Released:   08/2005

Studio Name:   Blue Vanities

Series:   Peepshow Loops

 

Sex World

Climb aboard the chartered bus and come along to Sex World where you’ll experience 3 days and 3 nights of pure fantasy. Here, you’ll fill out a questionnaire, have an interview and then the hosts and hostesses at Sex World will make sure your every sexual desire is fulfilled. You’ll leave feeling satisfied and, at the same time, you’ll confront the profound personal issues that have stood in the way of your relationships. Don’t be shy. Look: there are others just like you here.

Joan (Leslie Bovee) and Jerry (Kent Hall) love each other very much, but are up for a little experimentation. Jerry  ends up in a threesome with Linda (Amber Hunt) and Jo (Carol Tong), though he watches the two girls engage in some pussy eating and 69 action before his cock gets double-teamed. Joan, meanwhile, shares a blisteringly hot lesbian tryst with her neighbor, Marian (Abigail Clayton), whose delectable slit she has fantasized about for a long time and whose beautiful, naked body has been the subject of her many paintings.

Over there are Ralph (Jack Wright) and Millicent (Kay Parker). The two have extreme sexual issues stemming from long ago that are creating hang-ups in the bedroom. Millicent wants someone to berate her, someone with big balls to shove her on the bed and take control, fucking her senseless. She finds that in her nameless hook-up (Joey Silvera). Ralph has been despondent since the loss of his mother and he just needs a girl who will suck his cock, but finish what she starts, unlike his wife.

Couples are not the only ones seeking closure. Lisa (Sharon Thorpe) is a lonely girl who has spent nearly seven years at her job without forging any kind of friendships. She has spent her nights outside of work in XXX theaters and calling random classified ads seeking phone sex to get her off, as she does here. She wants Sex World to pair her with someone who genuinely cares for her, but also with a giant black cock to suck and drain of cum.

Roger (John Leslie) detests black women, so he naturally gets paired up with Jill (Desiree West) who seeks to “prove his spigot ain’t no bigot.” One look at her naturally large tits, hour glass body and juicy black bush is just about all the convincing he needs, though her smack talk and aggressive maneuvering with his stiff cock seals the deal.

And there’s the lovely Dale (Annette Haven) whose recently-ended five-year lesbian relationship concluded with the sound of a door closing. Though she pines for her lover, she harbors a secret fantasy about a spicy Latin lover (Roberto Ramos), who makes her sexual dreams come true.

Released in 1977, Sex World plays a little bit off the sci-fi fascination that captured our collective imaginations after the unleashing of Star Wars, though it’s set up feels a bit more like an all-sex version of the television show Fantasy Island. Nevertheless, there are some big-time performers and some very sexy performances in this classic title from VCX.

 

 

Stars:   Leslie Bovee Cris Cassidy Annette Haven Kay Parker Abigail Clayton Desiree West Maureen Spring Amber Hunt Sharon Thorpe John Leslie Joey Silvera Carole Tong Kent Hall Peter Johnson Roberto Ramos Jack Wright Peter Whigham Carl Regal Johnnie Keyes

Categories: Feature Classic 80’s Gold

Running Time:   69 minutes

Released:   05/1977

Studio Name:   VCX Home of the Classics

Director:   Anthony Thomberg

 

Personal Services

What could you accomplish in an hour? Well, you might be able to get a new pair of eye glasses. You could take a siesta. You could possibly even complete a dinner at a moderately-priced restaurant. With 100% certainty, however, you could take some time and watch the Cal Vista Classic “Personal Services”.

Clocking in at 59 minutes, this truncated burst of sexual mischief has it all: good looking women, disco bush, John Holmes and a devious little plot with crossing and double-crossing. It’s a great way to while away the time while you’re at the car repair shop or waiting for your quiche to rise.

Poor ol’ Ronnie Forbish (Peter Boil) hasn’t had sex in an extraordinarily long time, when he sees the following ad:

 

Challenge!

The Queen of Sex

Challenges All Comers

I will take on anyone …

And make him holler AUNT.

Interesting terms.

Call HO – 0 – 0690

 

Immediately, he thinks it might be his ticket to fulfillment. After arranging a meeting, he arrives on location and meets Connie Krumpert, a gorgeous strumpet who calls herself the Queen of Sex. They small talk, share a drink and then Connie gets down to business. Her sex challenge states that each party agrees to sex-by-the-minute at a rate of $5 per. Whosoever outlasts the other one receives the spoils.

After a five-minute warm-up session consisting of a long blowjob and some pussy eating, the battle begins. The balding, mutton-chopped  Ronnie drives his pre-sucked cock into Connie’s lovely hairy bush, but his first round is relatively short-lived. He pulls out and Connie strokes his cock gently, luring the cum onto her abdomen.

Now, it would seem that, on the surface, Connie is using alcohol and foreplay as an unfair advantage, but the fact that Ronnie hasn’t been laid in weeks appears to bode well for him. Besides, a dude that looks like him should probably store up sex with beauties like Connie as a camel would with water because there’s no telling when the chance might come around again. Connie is a beauty for sure, sporting long, flowing trusses of hair, firm abs, perfectly hung tits and a nice ass. Her milky white skin and neatly trimmed pubic mane add the ideal level of nostalgia to the luscious 1970s look that was all the rage at the time and still might be for those of you longing for a return to a much more natural porn star look.

Connie exits the proceedings to do some “girlie things” and comes back for more, but it’s not Connie. It’s her identical twin sister Claire, unbeknownst to Ronnie and all the other men who have taken their bogus challenge. Ronnie thinks nothing of it, popping his nut over and over again after so much time away from the thrill. He loses track of time in the process, forgetting that surrender will cost him big time. It’s tough to fault him, though. Any guy would lose himself and his cock in pussy that hot. Unfortunately, he caves like all the rest, running up a ghastly tab of $375, which in today’s currency is more like a million dollars. While his head is too busy thinking about getting fucked, his other, more logical head has the sneaking suspicion he really got fucked.

Dejected and broke, Ronnie visits the local watering hole to have a drink when he meets a well-hung sailor by the name of B.C. Buzzard (John Holmes). B.C. sports a 14-inch dick (give or take) and can easily get his junk sucked just by pulling it out. The problem is, as he claims, no one, not even drink whore, Cute Ass (Daphne Bliss),will fuck it. Because B.C. has been out at sea for three months, Ronnie suggests a ruse to get back at the Queen of Sex.

Will Ronnie get his money back or will B.C. fall victim to the sisters’ even financial scheme just like all the others? Take a gander at Personal Services and find out. Feel free to watch it from end to end. Your load of laundry is sure to be dry when you are finished.

 

Stars:   Cyndee Summers Amore Pertuti Claire Krumpert Connie Krumpert Daphne Bliss Peter Boll John Holmes

Categories: Classic All Sex 70’s Gold

Running Time:   59 minutes

Released:   01/1975

Studio Name:   Cal Vista Classic

Director:   Michael Minghia

 

 

Featured Star: Vanessa Del Rio

Vanessa Del RioThe iconic Vanessa Del Rio embodied the male fantasy of the sexy adult film star who does porn because she gets off on it, and plenty of women have admitted that her movies taught them to act upon their sexual desires. Many of you are likely here today because your parents fooled around after watching a Vanessa Del Rio flick.

Born in Harlem to a Puerto Rican mother and a Cuban father, Vanessa was and still is a New York girl. Before her film career, she supported herself as a sometime go-go dancer and Times Square streetwalker, among other things. Vanessa was, in short, a bad-ass long before any of us had the pleasure of getting off on her.

With her luscious lips, bodacious body (she got into bodybuilding and never lost those tits), and insatiable hunger for sex, Vanessa was practically born for porn. She has said that her private sex life back then was even wilder than her movies because there was no camera up her ass and in those days porn was part of a lifestyle, not a business. It was only the AIDS epidemic that made her briefly quit the business in the ’80s, but she came back.

Known as the “anal queen,” Vanessa was also credited with pioneering double penetration in porn, even on her first day as a performer. She Devil in Miss Jones 3filmed for about 120 productions, including loops and feature-length films, during a career that began in the mid ’70s – and is still going strong today, if you count webcam shows for her official website. Aside from her voracious sexual appetites, Vanessa’s claim to fame was being the first Latina porn star. She was also known for her 42DDs and a large clit. It never looked bigger than it did in her must-see “gangbang in hell” scene from “Devil in Miss Jones 3,” one of the most memorably weird and intensely erotic scenes of the ’80s. You might say one of Vanessa’s other claims to fame was a knack for appearing in creative adult movies, the kind we rarely see anymore.

“A Scent of Heather,” released in 1980, is an erotic drama in which two newlyweds on the brink of consummating their marriage discover they are half-siblings. They have to remain married in order to keep the estate in the bride’s family, so they swear secrecy and chastity – at least when it comes to each other. Husband Paul Thomas is finally overcome with lust and has a threeway with two maids, Vanessa and Tracey Adams. You’ll hear Vanessa begging PT to fuck her in the ass and Tracey to kiss her tits. This movie is all about the kind of eroticism that stimulates your brain, something rare in modern porn.Coed Fever

Released after “Animal House,” “Coed Fever” is the college sex comedy that Hollywood couldn’t make. There’s Vanessa on the cover, tongue-kissing a co-star. This remains one of her most popular movies for a reason: it’s truly funny while giving you a raging boner (or lady-boner, as the case may be) and it delivers one cum-inducing sex scene after another. Vanessa has a threeway in the fifth scene with Michael Morrison and a young, very different looking Ron Jeremy, and she gets her kicks with a cock at each end.

Sometimes you just want good meat-and-potatoes smut, and Vanessa was always great at that too. “Tigresses… and Other Man-Eaters” features a scene in which Vanessa plays a seductive businesswoman who lures two horny prospective partners and a secretary into her lair for fucking. There’s a little bit of girl-on-girl, but if you’re interested in seeing many sides of Vanessa then you’ve got to see “Deep Inside Vanessa Del Rio.” She plays with girls and boys alike and the film ends with an orgy. It’s a great place for a generation who didn’t cut their teeth on Vanessa’s porn to start getting to know this pure sexual athlete.

Tigresses... and Other Man EatersVanessa’s popularity extended into the mainstream. She was cast as herself in a 1996 episode of “NYPD Blue” (“Head Case” was the name) and had a cameo in the music video for “Get Money” by Junior M.A.F.I.A. featuring Notorious B.I.G. in that same year.

AVN and XRCO have both honored Vanessa as a Hall of Fame member. German art book publisher Taschen released a photo-illustrated biography of her in 2007, titled Vanessa Del Rio: Fifty Years of Slightly Slutty Behavior. It’s still available, even in a swanky collectors’ edition. Of that cheeky title, Vanessa has said that by today’s standards, she thinks her sexual antics don’t seem as extreme. Oh, Vanessa, if only more women could be as “slightly slutty” as you!

The Race to Release the First Linda Lovelace Biopic

via AVN

HOLLYWOOD—While mainstream movie producers have long flirted with porn, gradually introducing more and more nudity and softcore sex into their productions, and occasionally even a little hardcore—Brown Bunny and 9 Songs come to mind—it’s clear that they’ve never understood the genre (nor, sadly, have most mainstream reviewers), and the early buzz on at least one of the competing biographical “studies” of the late Linda “Linda Lovelace” Boreman seems to bear that out.

Take Inferno, the troubled Matthew Wilder project that was originally slated to star the even more troubled Lindsay Lohan, who’s now been replaced by Watchmen‘s Malin Akerman. While it’s true that Akerman seems to have no trouble revealing her ample tits—her “sex scene” with co-star Patrick Wilson may have been the highlight of that poor adaptation of the brilliant graphic novel (Akerman’s own performance was particularly lacking), and plenty of pimply teenagers no doubt got off on her topless attempt to seduce Kal Penn and John Cho in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle—she’s apparently got a bug up her ass about doing actual research for the Lovelace character.

“Akerman told us … that the role of the distressed porn star is too ‘dark’ to jump into too soon,” The New York Post reported in late April. “When we delicately asked if she’d ever watched porn, she said, ‘Of course. When I was 17, my boyfriend was into it. It was all experimental, but it’s not my thing. I would giggle.’ She added, ‘I’ve been to strip clubs. I think girls would rather watch a beautiful love story and see the couple make love at the end.'”

Whether Akerman’s assessment of what “girls would rather watch” has merit is beside the point. Linda Boreman’s main claim to fame was her starring role in Deep Throat, a comedy all about blowjobs, but which contained plenty of hardcore fucking as well, and if Akerman giggles while watching porn and wants to see “couples make love at the end,” she’s in for quite a shock when she finally gets around to researching the role. Although the stories circulated by Boreman at the behest of anti-porn activists like Andrea Dworkin, and publisher Lyle Stuart, whose company released her two main anti-porn books, Ordeal and Out of Bondage, claim that while making Deep Throat, “there was a gun to my head the entire time,” everyone on that set disputes the claim, though there seems to be little doubt that her then-husband and manager, Chuck Traynor, was very controlling of her personal life as well as her career.

So, instead of watching the three Lovelace movies—Deep Throat II and Linda Lovelace for President, both softcore, are the other two—what will Akerman be looking at for inspiration?

“I’ve been studying a lot about battered women and we all have that big question mark as to why they stay in the relationship and why they don’t leave and it’s so complex,” Akerman explained.

In any case, Akerman’s been cast, so what Wilder has to do now is to come up with the financing, and a report on the L.A. Times blog from April 28 says that Wilder hopes to have a deal in place with his Louisiana-based investors “soon.” If that happens, he’ll then cast the rest of the movie, probably starting with the Traynor role—but with principal photography due to begin around June 1, he’ll have to hurry.

Will the movie ever get done? Christopher Rosen of Movieline.com thinks, “Maybe. Wilder has put too much effort in Inferno for it not to happen. Plus, the film has enjoyed over a year of free press before it has even started significantly filming. You can’t buy that kind of publicity!”

But Inferno isn’t the only Lovelace pic on the horizon, and the situation put us in mind of Jugsy, a title inspired by Warren Beatty’s Bugsy, a mainstream flick about gangster Benjamin “Bugsy” Siegel. In this era when porn parodies were virtually verboten, owing to several copyright infringement suits in the ’80s for titles like Down & Dirty in Beverly Hills and Dickman and Throbbin, two separate companies, Western Visuals and the fledgling (!) Wicked Pictures, each released Jugsy; Wicked’s directed by Herschel Savage and starring Heather Lere, Madison and P.J. Sparxx, and Western’s directed by Robert McCallum and starring Lynn LeMay, Nikki Sinn and Stacy Nichols.

In that vein, it seems that there’s a competing Lovelace film on the horizon, tentatively titled Lovelace. It’s to be directed by Jeffrey Friedman and Robert Epstein, the creative team behind Howl, the story of the events surrounding the San Francisco obscenity trial that targeted Allen Ginsberg’s legendary poem of the same name.

Lovelace, which its writers/directors have called a “nontraditional biopic,” is rumored to have Kate Hudson attached as its lead, but neither Friedman nor Epstein will confirm that. However, as of the date of the L.A. Times blog piece, they were nonetheless hoping that the project “will come together within the next few weeks.”

But, “Producers will generally back off a project if a competing film beats it to the production starting line,” claimed the Times‘ blog’s Steven Zeitchik. “But the fervor to make movies about real-life figures can sometimes lead to two rival films being made, which happened in the mid-2000s with a pair of films about Truman Capote.”

Still, Friedman and Epstein seem to have a better handle on their subject than Wilder.

“Lovelace also isn’t an easy personality to decipher. Said Friedman, ‘You need to take an interesting perspective on the story because her own perspective on her life kept shifting.'”

Considering that just six years after Boreman restated her “gun to my head” claim before the Meese Commission, and one year before she died, Boreman did a pictorial for Leg Show magazine because “there’s nothing wrong with looking sexy as long as it’s done with taste,” we’d have to agree.

See more of Linda Lovelace now!