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Oct 01 2010

Your Mom Tossed My Salad 5

This is just a hunch, but I’ll bet you didn’t know that when the boys over at Lethal Hardcore were trying to come up with a title for the YMTMS series, it came down to several finalists:

Your Mom Toasted My Bagel

Your Mom Ground My Coffee

Your Mom Squeezed My Orange Juice

Your Mom Buttered My Waffle

Your Mom Sure Likes Breakfast

Your Mom Swiffered My Tile Flooring

Your Mom Tossed My Salad

I Caught The Salad Your Mom Tossed

I Dropped The Salad Your Mom Tossed After I Thought I Caught It

Ben Breakable’s Loin Licker Spectacular

Of course you didn’t know that because it’s not true. But, as history will prove, “Tossing the Salad” becomes the standard euphemism for a MILF fucking the holy hell out of a young scamp with a huge cock. That’s quite fine by us and there is really no better series on which to bestow that honor.

YMTMS 5 stars maternal minxes Claudia Valentine, Skylar Price, Diamond Foxx and Sienna West doing all sorts of very mature and very nasty things to Ralph Long and Christian XXX, and doing it twice over to Gay-for-Pay crossover star Criss Strokes and his 10-inch boom boom stick. In this one, you’ll find just over two glorious hours of rimming, ass licking, ball sucking, masturbation, and rusty trombone playing, all of it in crystal clear High Definition.

Don’t miss this one!