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Oct 28 2010

Top Picks for the Weekend 10/28/10

This Isn’t the Twilight Saga: Eclipse the XXX Parody (Devil’s Film)

As it stands, the real Twilight saga is alienating a large segment of potential fans. Had they gone the route of Devil’s Film, and included more gratuitous sex, it would appeal to more men. It would also eliminate the agony of Bella’s having to choose between Edward and Jacob. Okay, maybe it wouldn’t dispose of it entirely, but no one would really care because of all the sex. Come to think of it, it would eliminate it because she would be able to have both at the same time. Imagine the box office returns!

Audrey Hollander does in fact take on two studs in the first scene. She can disapparate, yet somehow she needs a cell phone because her car broke down. Weird. She does a DP, a double anal, some cock jousting and a three way fingercuff among other things.

After Bella (Jenna Haze) consummates her relationship with Edward (Chris Johnson), through a series of oral and vaginal rites, he and Jacob (Marco Rivera) form a temporary alliance against Victoria for Bella’s protection and for the survival of both their families.  Pairings between Brynn Tyler and Talon in a flashback black and white scene, and Marco Rivera with fellow wolf clan member Diem Moore follow suit.

It’s no surprise that this movie is to be released on the heels of the previous two films as both did exceptionally well with porn fans. It helps to have 2010 XFANS Performer of the Year Jenna Haze and her smoking hot ass as Bella. Now it’s time for you to make a choice. Make the right one and check out this sequel.

Stars:   Jenna Haze Talon Audrey Hollander Otto Bauer Jenner Brynn Tyler Marco Rivera Diem Moore Chris Johnson

Categories: New Release Feature Vampire Parody

Running Time:   123 minutes

Released:   07/2010

Studio Name:   Devil’s Film Devils Film

Series:   This Isn’t … The XXX Parody

Director:   Sammy Slater

Official Friday Parody (Zero Tolerance)

You lose your job while stealing boxes and what else are you going to do with your time, except get another job? This time, however, Prince Yahshua is looking for a different kind of job altogether, if you catch the drift. Reprising the Craig character from the original Friday movie, Yahshua is trying to keep from getting evicted by his family, who are growing impatient with his lazy methods. It’s difficult to see how holing up in your dad’s study doing the nasty with yourself and using up dad’s good lotion is going to keep him from being evicted. Besides, looking for blowjobs can’t really be considered seeking employment, can it?

Meanwhile, your best pal, Tokey, has trouble with dealer Big Perm (Money C.) for using the super dick pills he was supposed to be selling. It all adds up to one over-the-top freaky Friday courtesy of our friends at Zero Tolerance.

Hot scenes include a devilishly good lesbian scene with big-titted ebony honeys Brooklyn Carter and Natasha Dulce, and Lee Bang as Pastor Clever hammering home his big cock inside the lovely homemaker, Ms. Parker, played by Nyomi Banxxx. Check out the official parody of the smash hit comedy Friday, giving new meaning to the phrase “So fucking funny!”

Stars:   Nyomi Banxxx Ice Cream Aryana Adin Brooklyn Carter Luxury Play Natasha Dulce Mya G. Ethan Hunt Chuck T. Porche Carrera Melrose Foxxx Prince Yahshua DaWayne Dane Money C Tony Flush Twilight D-Snoop Janae Foxx Divine Mark Anthony Wesley Pipes Cuntre Pipes Nat Turner Lee Bang

Categories: Black New Release Feature Adult Humor Parody

Running Time:   138 minutes

Released:   07/2010

Studio Name:   Zero Tolerance

TRU: A XXX Parody (New Sensations)

The simple life is shaken when death comes to the small quiet Louisianan town of Bon Temps — where civilians, vampires, shape-shifters, and mind readers clash in an orgy of sex and mystery.

When a dead body is found with the heart ripped out, local waitress, Sookie (Ashlynn Brooke) who has a talent for reading minds, her best friend, Tara (Misty Stone), and her vampire boyfriend, Bill (James Deen), try to unravel the supernatural web and find the murderer. Sookie and her friends find themselves pushing all their limits, both mentally and sexually, in a climax you’ll have to see to believe.

Don’t miss the scene with the sublime Misty Stone and Levi Cash. Misty’s derriere is worth the price of admission alone, especially as it bounces up and down in cogwgirl, but her ball sucking close-ups and blow job skills are a thing of beauty. Of course, James Deen and Ashlynn Brooke are worth a gander as well as she is perhaps one of the hottest specimens in adult today.

Stars:   Ashlynn Brooke Ralph Long Lana Violet Gracie Glam Vanessa Naughty Levi Cash Bill Bailey Evan Stone Shay Sights Lindy Lane James Deen Shane Diesel Johnny Castle Misty Stone

Categories: Feature Vampire Parody

 

Running Time:   136 minutes

Released:   03/2010

Studio Name:   New Sensations

Series:   A XXX Parody

Director:   Lee Roy Myers