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May 19 2011

Top Picks for the Weekend 05/19/11

We find ourselves in a bit of a pre-pickle-ment with this week’s edition of Top Picks for the Weekend. According to sources (mostly unreliable ones), Armageddon begins in two days. Thankfully, with Judgment Day falling on a weekend this year, we get Monday off, so it’s a nice long weekend for everyone. With parties and backyard grill-outs planned, you’ll have to find time to squeeze in these great porn flicks before the end of the day tomorrow. Otherwise, it’s just too difficult when you’re on the road with the family, heading south to burn in eternal damnation, you know? Hopefully Judgment Day will fall on a weekday next year.

 

 

A Neighbor I Want To Fuck (Hardcore Nextdoor)

 

You’ve heard of MILFs and GILFs and probably even DILFs. Now, there’s NIWFs: Neighbor I Want to Fuck. Well, you had better hop to it because you’re running out of time. Armageddon is fast approaching, which means you ought to just skip the sugar ploy, walk over to her house and bang on the door. When she answers, say “Hi, I’m (state your name) and I’m here to claim what is rightfully mine.” Then remove her clothes, fuck the hell out of her mouth, ass and twat, then sit back and wait for the sun to set on existence. James Deen did it with Cadence Calibre. Dick Delaware did it with Jasmine Michelle. Hell, Rudy, Robert Rosenberg and Brandon Iron all had the same idea with Czech beauty Sharka Blue. You know these sexpots have been wanting to fuck you for a long time as well, so what have you got to lose? Get to it!

 

Stars:   Sharka Blue Electra Angels Cadence Calibre Jasmine Michelle Allysin Chaynes Brandon Irons Rick Masters Rudy James Brossman Dick Delaware Robert Rosenberg James Deen

Categories: New Release International All Sex

Running Time:   133 minutes

Released:   04/2011

Studio Name:   Mile High Media Hardcore NextDoor

Series:   A Neighbor I Want To Fuck

 

 

Superstar Showdown: Texas vs Vandella (Vouyer)

First, it was Tori Black going toe-to-toe and pussy-to-pussy with Alexis Texas. Then came the beast from the East, Asa Akira, versus big-booty mama Kristina Rose. After that, Courtney Cummz squared off with the nicely rounded Bree Olson in a winner-take-all showdown. Now, in the fourth installment of this wickedly competitive sex series, Alexis Texas is back for a shot at another blonde bombshell Sara Vandella. Texas is a Buttwoman, an AVN and XBIZ award winner and a squirter. Vandella is a beautiful freak with D-cup tits and a fan favorite. Series creator A. Slayer once again orchestrates the festivities, adding Sunny Lane and Sammie Rhodes to the mix for extra thrills and spills, which include: solos, handjobs, blowjobs, girl/girl, boy/girl and lots more. In many ways, both women are winners, but in reality, only one of them is. Find out by watching Superstar Showdown: Texas vs Vandella from Vouyer Media.

 

Stars:   Alexis Texas Sara Vandella Bill Bailey Chris Johnson Mary Carey Sammie Rhodes Marco Banderas Kirsten Price Sunny Lane Michelle Maylene Anthony Rosano Jordan Ash

Categories: New Release Blondes Natural Breasts All Sex

 

Running Time:   175 minutes

Released:   03/2011

Studio Name:   Vouyer Media

Series:   Superstar Showdown

Director:   A. Slayer

 

 

 

Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Miley Cyrus’ 18th Birthday (Hustler)

Sometimes parodies hit a little too close to home. So, we have to ask: is this release by Hustler really just an innocent parody, or is it a portent of (sexy and dirty) things to come for the Achy Breaky Tart, Miley Cyrus? We all know the pressures that can be put on teen television and music stars during their formative years. We also know that Miley has a glomming, wash-out country fraud for a dad and that Miley has already shown an affinity for getting naked in front of a lens. Though it was a tasteful shoot, it seems like it’s only a matter of time until her star fades, the crowds go silent and Miley is trying to cling to fame just a little longer. That means bearing it all and stuffing a Montana-sized Johnson down her gullet. So, while you’re watching this hair-pulling, cock-sucking, pussy-splitting spectacle, keep in mind that you may be catching glimpse into the not-so-distant future of this soon-to-be has-been. Oh, and Happy 18th Birthday to you, Miley!

 

Stars:   Alexis Grace Chad Alva Ryan Driller Julia Ann Barrett Blade Tiffany Tyler Marcus London Alan Stafford Eden Adams Ruby Rayes Jay Rock Eddie Adams

Categories: Feature Teen Adult Humor Parody

Running Time:   132 minutes

Released:   12/2010

Studio Name:   Hustler

Series:   Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories

Director:   Lee Roy Myers