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May 05 2011

Top Picks for the Weekend

Today is Cinco de Mayo, a day most Americans recognize as an opportunity to stuff their faces with Gorditas, crack open a Corona or twenty-six and sing La Cucaracha at the top of their lungs while vomiting into a nearby garbage can. But did you know the true significance of the date?

Well, as it happens, Mexico was nearly broke at the conclusion of the Mexican-American war. In an attempt to collect their debts, Britain and Spain and France sent naval fleets to Mexico’s shores. While Britain and Spain negotiated deals, France, under Napoleon III, chose to occupy the country in an attempt to turn it into a French-influenced Latin empire. Eight thousand French forces descended on Veracruz sending the current President, Benito Juarez, into retreat. They did, however, face strong resistance near Puebla as a Mexican army of nearly 4,000 took up arms against the phalanx of frog-throated wine-and-cheesers. On May 5, 1862, this rag tag band of brothers crushed the French, who were – get this – the finest fighters in the world at the time. (Apparently white flags had not yet been invented.) Though the French went on to capture Mexico City before the U.S. stepped in to help preserve Mexican independence, the battle at Puebla was significant because the French forces had not been defeated in battle for nearly 50 years leading up to that point.

So, go out, indulge and puke in a garbage can if you must tonight, but keep in mind, as chunks of pre-digested sustenance rocket from your mouth, it is the brave front put up by 4,000 heroic Mexican forces 149 years ago today you have to thank for your revelry. And while you’re vegging out on the couch this weekend trying to summon your stomach back into place, use the opportunity to take in some really fine porn flicks. This week, we’ve got trannies, fatties and cuckolds in store. They’re so fine, in fact, it calls for a toast! Okay … maybe next weekend.

 

 

Bitch Boys (BerlinStar Films)

Romy Haag, perhaps one of the most celebrated transvestites on the club circuit in the 70s and 80s was based in Berlin, so it’s quite fitting that a company named Berlinstar should attach its name to this release called Bitch Boys. It’s actually the company’s second tranny flick, the first being a raunchy little number called Ladyfucker. This new film, directed by Danny M1lano (yes, he used the #1 as the letter “i”) picks up right where the last one left off. You’ll be thrilled to watch some of the most sexual lady boys around get reamed by cock and then turn around and ream the reamer with their own fully functioning ass pokers. The great thing about this film is that it’s pretty much pure sex. Oh, there’s some mood music at the start of each scene to highlight the tease portions, but once the fucking is engaged, it’s nothing but the raw sights and sounds of salacious sex. Nothing is out of bounds here. Not only do cocks penetrate asses, but fingers, tongues and anything in between. American-made films are great, but sometimes it’s neat to see how other cultures do it and we’d put these German-speaking films up against the finest homegrown titles in a heartbeat. Germans may love David Hasselhoff, but they love depraved sexual exploits just as much … okay, almost as much.

 

Stars:   Dani di Biaggio Tung Markus Nicol (o) Mandy May (o) Fash (m) Black Lady Joice4ever

Categories: Shemale New Release Euro Transsexual International All Sex Shemale Bareback High Definition German Speaking

Running Time:   88 minutes

Released:   02/2011

Studio Name:   BerlinStar Film

Director:   Danny M1lano

 

 

 

Cum Eating Cuckolds 17 (Kick Ass Pictures)

Well, this was unexpected. It’s one thing to watch some sniveling, butt-kissing wuss of a husband cower like the cuckold he is when his wife informs him he’s going to sit there, shut-up and watch a giant black cock fuck away his will to live. But, it’s quite another when said black guy launches a home invasion, barges into the bedroom, threatens to take away that life at knifepoint, ties him up and then fucks his wife while he watches. Does that really make him a cuckold or just a victim of a brutal felony? A serious case could be made for either, but since this series is not called Cum Eating Felons, we’ll have to acquiesce to the boys at Kick Ass Pictures and give them the benefit of the doubt. Cum Eating Cuckolds 17, like the other volumes, puts on full display the time-honored tradition of pathetic men giving up and giving in to whatever twisted foolish thing that comes out of his mate’s cock-filled, cum soaked mouth. In the first scene, Kimberly Gates  is the harpy who plans the r*pe – murder that will give her and lover Rico Strong financial stability for life. In the next scene, Serena Sinful plays her pathetic man like the rube he is. All she wanted out of the relationship is a baby, but just the word “baby” makes her hubby as limp as a licorice whip. But Tyler and his meaty black baton is there to pick up the pieces. All the hubby has to do is follow the leader during the foot worship and then watch when he dumps his load into her pussy. He’s so wimpy he actually tries to lick another man’s cum out of her pussy to prevent a possible pregnancy. Man, what a … um … non-man that guy is! Then, there is Seda. She’s trying to convince her husband that her desire to experiment sexually makes the day a special one. What he doesn’t know is that she plans to tie him up in some bondage role play. He’s concerned at first, but warms to the idea. But oh, what a doofus he is to agree to the blindfold. She claims she’s playing with a dildo, but it’s really a big black man and a giant penis she’s playing with. This lugnut finally figures out she’s not alone, but it’s too late to prevent the anal fucking and felching that’s about to happen. It’s ol’ boy’s worst nightmare come to life, but at least he gets to lick the cum out of her ass for his troubles!

 

Stars:   Monica Austin Catalina Rico Strong Seda

Categories: Cumshot New Release Big Dick Interracial All Sex Cream Pies Black Dicks/White Chicks Cuckold High Definition

Running Time:   94 minutes

Released:   04/2011

Studio Name:   Kick Ass Pictures

Series:   Cum Eating Cuckolds

 

 

 

Cash For Chunkers (Lethal Hardcore)

Remember that Cash for Clunkers program a while back? It allowed you to turn in your old hoopty for some quick cash. The Cash for Chunkers program works very much the same way only here these girls try to trade in their old cellulite for a voucher worth one giant cock and a face full of sperm. It’s an innovative little program for these horny heifers as they’ve tried traditional weights and cardio to win the battle of the bulge and absolutely nothing seems to stick, except for the sweaty spandex tops and shorts that adhere to their ample bodies after a couple of sit-ups. Another 6-8 weeks of high-impact cocksucking, tittie-fucking and vaginal penetration and these girls should all start to see visible results. Kudos to them all. Kudos.

 

Stars:   Porsche Dali Vanessa Blake Sapphire (f) Veronica Vaughn Reyna Cruz

Categories: New Release BBW All Sex High Definition

Running Time:   116 minutes

Released:   04/2011

Studio Name:   Lethal Hardcore

Series:   Cash For Chunkers

Director:   Chucky Sleaze