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Apr 28 2011

Top Picks for the Weekend 04/28/11

Keepin’ It Real (Vouyer Media)

It’s been said that, as a performer, you always want to go out on top. But what about female porn stars? Maybe it’s better for them to go out on the bottom. Or maybe they would be best suited going out on the side or from behind. While it’s an interesting theory (not really), Jack Napier is certainly going out on top. For three years straight, the porn mainstay’s series “It’s Big, It’s Black, It’s Jack,” has won AVN’s coveted Best Interracial Series award. Now, he’s moving on (or in) to other smaller and younger things. In the brand new venture, “Keepin’ it Real” released by Vouyer Media, Jack is transitioning from buxom white bombshells, to cutie patootie 18 and 19-year-old achromatic younglets.

Torrie Madison is from Anaheim, but doesn’t seem to have much confidence. Thank goodness she and Jack are at a fix-it shop because he’ll fix that problem right quick. Torrie is unbelievably cute and has perfectly suckable little tits. She says she’s up for anything, but she doesn’t know what she’s in for. His cock is literally as big as her arm. Thank goodness pussies stretch, but can hers stretch enough? Tristyn Kennedy meets up with Jack at the barbershop. He’s getting a shave and a trim. She’s getting starstruck. She’s about to be cockstruck. Giselle Leon has just messed up some of Jack’s promotional posters and then has the gall to suggest his cock might be Photoshopped on his box covers. Jack proves otherwise and Giselle proves she can take a cream pie. Heather Starlet claims she’s never done this kind of thing before, but that’s hard to believe with a name like “Starlet”. The truth is she did appear in “It’s Big, It’s Black, It’s Jack” Volume 10, but wasn’t doing interracial at the time, so her statement is partially accurate. That all changes right here as she fucks Jack at the tattoo parlor. Now her statement is complete bullshit. Jessi Palmer has killer blue eyes to go along with her raven hair and amazing blowjob skills. She takes Jack’s cock for a spin in her hairy pussy and gets a creampie for her troubles.

“Jack’s Napier’s Keepin’ It Real” is packed with the same hot interracial action and lighthearted fun that’s made Jack a permanent fixture at the AVN awards.

Stars:   Torrie Madison Velicity Von Jack Napier Heather Starlet Jessi Palmer Lexi Brooks Tristyn Kennedy

Categories: New Release Big Dick Interracial Gonzo Black Dicks/White Chicks

Running Time:   177 minutes

Released:   02/2011

Studio Name:   Vouyer Media

Director:   Jack Napier

 

Monsters of Jizz 32: Teen POV (Image Video)

The names don’t matter; they never did. In this decidedly wicked series full of the most ridiculously huge cumshots ever, the sperm is the star, not the girls. But these lovely teens are definitely a means to the end and if it weren’t for them teasing the cum out of these cocks we never would have had the wondrous spectacle that is the Monsters of Jizz series. In this newest volume by the boys at Image Video, an assortment of young hotties of all shapes and cup sizes participate in some POV cocksucking as they attempt to prove that they have the mettle to be your girlfriend. And after watching these tiny tarts take pulse after pulse of sticky stuff into their faces and onto their tits, what’s our verdict? Um … we’ll have to watch it again … you know, to be absolutely sure, but we promise we’ll get back to you.

Categories: Blowjob Cumshot New Release Teen Gonzo P.O.V.

Running Time:   53 minutes

Released:   03/2011

Studio Name:   Image Video

Series:   Monsters of Jizz

 

The Dollhouse 7 (Zero Tolerance)

 

Remember when you used to play with dolls? Now, before you get all defensive or start to question your masculinity, we want to point out that the term “play” includes that time you carjacked Barbie’s pink corvette at gunpoint, driving to her dream house and massacring Ken and Skipper by twisting off their rubbery heads to the dismay of your little sister. Since we’ve reached an understanding, the real truth is that we probably would have played with dolls a lot more if they only had more moving parts. It’s tough to do a whole lot of wartime fantasy re-enactments and daredevil stunts with characters whose knees are fused to their femurs and whose hips and elbows can only bend at acute angles. Unless you’re marketing “Stuck in Carbonite Ken” or “See You at the Viewing Barbie”, dolls simply don’t have a lot of traction for guys. Well, men, your long wait is about to payoff once again with volume 7 of the Zero Tolerance series The Doll House. This time, the dolls are all grown up and they are real from head to toe: 206 bones, pretty faces, 2 tits, 3 critical orifices and the ability to produce translucent fluids upon contact. That means you’ll be more inclined to skip battles of the bulge or Vietnam reclamation projects and go for some ass fucking, rim jobbing and blowjob-based fantasy play. Just make sure you’re home before dark.

Stars:   Black Angelica Cindy Hope Blue Angel Aleska Diamond Kathia Nobili Nick Lang Csoky Ice Ian Scott David Perry

Categories: Big Tits Gonzo

Running Time:   129 minutes

Released:   11/2010

Studio Name:   Zero Tolerance

Series:   The Doll House

Director:   Mick Blue