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Jan 13 2011

Top Picks for the Weekend 01/13/11

Too Big For Teens 5 (Reality Junkies)

Is it any wonder teenage girls get confused? At home, they’re told they’re too young to do this, not smart enough to know that and not experienced enough to handle the other thing. Then, when they leave home and venture out into the big bad world of porn to prove to everyone wrong, they’re told they’re perfect and can achieve anything. As if that weren’t baffling enough, all that supposed perfection is, in this case, dumped onto the set of the Too Big for Teens series where it is unable to handle the cocks that are put before it. Still, where there is a will there is a way and for these young hotties what doesn’t initially penetrate them will only make them stretchier. Besides, they’re not about to let some oversized trouser truncheon dictate the terms of their success or failure. In this volume, curious teen Teagan Summers discovers some extra large condoms and is dying to know on whom the “shoe” fits. Lexi Diamond spies some “dicktures” on her friend’s camera and wants to positively ID the subject. Emy Reyes comes to the rescue and gets a monster-sized reward for her good deeds. Lexi Brooks is bored to tears during her tutoring session, but knows just how to make everyone involved smile. And Phillipine cutie Kita Zen gets a little distracted during baseball practice when she notices her coach swings some rather big lumber.

Stars:   Kita Zen Lexi Diamond Lexi Brooks Teagan Summers Emy Reyes Vin Vericose Sean Michaels Billy Glide Chris Charming Jack Lawrence

Categories: New Release Big Dick Teen All Sex

Running Time:   105 minutes

Released:   11/2010

Studio Name:   Mile High Media Reality Junkies

Series:   Too Big For Teens

Director:   Bobby Manila

Tranzilla (Third World)

For the record, the “–zilla” suffix is generally  a reference to the gargantuan lizard who terrorized the Pacific Rim in cities like Tokyo. In porn terminology, however, “-zilla” is a metaphor for the destructive power of mega-dick. Porn already had a Blackzilla and a Whitezilla, so why not a Tranzilla? After all, asshole annihilation does not only apply to black and white, but to pre- and/or post-op fuck beasts as well. So, how does a Tranzilla stack up in contrast to the original Godzilla? Well, in this case rims refer to asses instead of oceans; swallowing cum is a pre-requisite instead of spitting fire; and destroying small assholes instead of large cities is the M.O. In comparison, both are unrepentant supra-natural freaks and can be a pain in the ass when provoked, albeit in very different ways.  However you look at it, the tranny phenomenon is in full swing. There’s no better justification for some hetero types with which to experiment sexually than to claim the cock they sucked was at least attached to hourglass curves, flowing hair and a nice pair of tits instead of a sweaty ball sack. Be sure to check out this winner from Third World Media.

Stars:   Marcinha Prado Vanessa (o) Avila Jackson Yasmin Duran Esmeralda Dias Samara (o)

Categories: Shemale New Release Big Dick Transsexual All Sex

Running Time:   191 minutes

Released:   11/2010

Studio Name:   Third World Media

Director:   Ed Hunter

Cougar Club 2 (Sweet Sinner)

The comedian Groucho Marx once said, “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” Thank goodness the blisteringly sexy MILFs in Cougar Club 2 do not subscribe to that notion. Darla Crane, former Playboy PlaymateTeri Weigel and Breanne Benson are the new initiates in this highly exclusive club for women. Joining charter members Randi James, Melissa Monet and Wendi Breeze from the original Cougar Club film, these women know that membership in this club means their physical and mental attributes have reached that all-important convergence. That is, they know who they are and what they like and have the experience to reach exponential levels of pleasure at whatever game they decide to play.  At no other time in a woman’s life does such a wickedly potent sexual dyad occur. And at no other time is there a better opportunity to see these mature mamas in action than right now.

Stars:   Teri Weigel Darla Crane Dino Bravo Wolf Hudson Rocco Reed Bill Bailey Breanne Benson

Categories: New Release Feature Mature International Cougar

Running Time:   114 minutes

Released:   12/2010

Studio Name:   Mile High Media Sweet Sinner

Series:   The Cougar Club -Mile High Media

Director:   Nica Noelle