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Jan 06 2011

Top Picks for the Weekend 01/06/11

4 Some (Wicked Pictures)

 

As we’ve so often pointed out, threesomes are the ultimate dream scenario for the bulk of men out there in TV land, especially those combinations whose parts resemble the following blueprint: m/f/f. One would logically surmise that if threesomes are the best things ever then foursomes – well, they’re like completely off the charts, besting the best thing since sliced ciabatta, right? Wrong. Just like too much water is harmful to plants, too many vitamins are harmful to humans, and too much Justin Bieber is harmful to the collective IQ of society, too much interchangeable fucking and swapping among four horny individuals creates jealousies and trust issues that kill the relationship dynamic. Such is the case for Angie and Mark (Jessica Drake and Brad Armstrong) who have everything a couple could want – well, almost everything. They begin to experiment sexually with another couple (Kaylani Lei and Derrick Pierce) hoping to take their love life to new heights. But all the fingering, rimjobs, 69 sessions, and deep throating, as pleasurable as it is, is unsustainable when suspicion reigns. Hot pieces of ass divided against itself cannot stand.

Stars:   Jessica Drake Kaylani Lei Derrick Pierce Amia Miley Chanel Preston Randy Spears Shelby Stevens Brad Armstrong

Categories: New Release Feature Orgies High Definition

 

Running Time:   105 minutes

Released:   09/2010

Studio Name:   Wicked Pictures

Director:   Brad Armstrong

 

 

 

Monsters of Jizz 24: Facial Edition

Specifying “facial edition” for the ridiculously entertaining Monsters of Jizz series is rather funny. See, the thing is that the amount of spooge dumped onto these oh-so-deserving broads is so insane that it covers everything anyway. Head, tits, torso, and legs are not the least bit immune to getting doused. Maybe the concept was all contrived tongue-in-cheek, but what really matters is the blast-in-face that consumes the action here. Tasha and her titanic ta-tas lies about giving her boyfriend a blowjob on the driveway, so her mom sentences her to suck her step pop’s cock as punishment. Judging on what she is about to experience, the sucking part is like a walk in the park. The dueling banjo music in the next scene is a metaphor for the dueling redneck newlyweds. She doesn’t do shit around the house, so in lieu of two black eyes, ol’ boy gives her a white face instead. That’ll learn her! Some slutty girl is bored. They say idle hands do devil’s work, but her busy two hands look pretty sinister anyway, jacking the cum out of two guys’ cocks. Cleaning all that cum off the carpet, tits, face and upholstery ought to keep her busy. Little sister wants a facial because her boyfriend is terrible at basketball. That is, he knows how to dribble, but he can’t shoot – if you know what we mean. Her brother does the honors in this scene. Maybe the dueling banjo music should have gone right here. In the next scene, some dumb bitch fucks up dude’s car because she was texting, but says she won’t pay because that’s what insurance is for. Oh, she’ll pay all right! Finally, some douchebag uncle lets his niece stay at his place, but she needs to do some chores to pull her weight. He gets her to pull his cock instead, learning the finer art of hand jobs. She doesn’t want any of that “sticky stuff” all over her. No problem. He’ll just concentrate on her face. As always, the names of the girls are not important because it’s the jizz that gets top billing.

 

Categories: Amateur Blowjob Cumshot New Release Teen All Sex

Running Time:   52 minutes

Released:   12/2010

Studio Name:   Image Video

Series:   Monsters of Jizz

PIT: Pornstars in Training (Diabolic Digital)

 

Pornstars in Training are an interesting breed. They’re the complete opposite of almost any other kind of trainee. You know how you can be driving around town and you get into a big clusterfuck of cars for seemingly no apparent reason and then you see the slow Oldsmobile way up ahead with the billboard-sized sign on the roof that says “Student Driver”?  Well, everyone tries to get away from said trainee as fast as possible because they’re young, they’re unpredictable and they’re liable to do anything. Well, those are the exact same reasons everyone wants to be closer to porn trainees: they’re young, they’re unpredictable and they’re liable to do anything. Not to mention they have pretty faces and unspoiled naughty parts, much like the paint job of a car – before the student driver gets behind the wheel! These trainees do a pretty good job (hand, blow) their first time out and seem to acclimate themselves to giant cocks and cumshots fairly well. They won’t yet give up their asses, which means they need yet a bit more seasoning before they are ready to hit the big time. Amber Chase stars in this spectacular amateur fuck fest full of fresh meat and new faces.

Stars:   Amber Chase David Strong Coco Chantel Adam Rayne Sindy Rose Athena Pleasures Phoenix Askani Johnny Nitro Nate Liquor

Categories: New Release Gonzo Fresh Faces

Running Time:   129 minutes

Released:   09/2010

Studio Name:   Diabolic Digital