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Feb 23 2010

Tiger's Got Wood

Tiger's Got Wood

Tiger’s dumb for cheating on his wife like that. I mean there’s nothing like putting your mouth around a nice pair of Swedish meatballs – unless there are American or European meatballs nearby. I guess Tiger has a point after all. I don’t want to talk about golf though because that game is for losers. I want to FUCK.

Of course this movie is about Tiger’s women, so I guess I won’t be able to avoid it anyway. Fuck, just saying “fuck” makes me want to fuck. Man, who wouldn’t want to fuck the babes in this one? India Summer is fucking hot. She doesn’t wear panties or anything and she can sure water the green with her pussy juice when she gets fucked. She does some doggie and gets a load of cum all over her back. Stupid dogs get all the credit. Monsters have been doing that shit for years. It should be called “monster-y style”.

Madelyn Marie and Jazy Berlin are two lesbians who eat each other out and use a glass dildo to fuck. Heh heh…her name sounds like “jizz”. Oh, how I would fuck them, especially Jazy’s ass. Man, that shit is good. But, Krissy Lynn is hot too. Her boobs are big and suckable. She gets poked in a locker room. Heidi Mayne and Ryder Skye fuck Tiger in a waterfall and get facials. It’s love on the rocks kind of like Tiger’s marriage…heh heh.

Diana Doll plays the Swedish meatballs girl herself. She has a sexy accent and gets destroyed by Evan Stone’s massive penis. Man how I wish I could pop my load on her tits like he does. And watch Richelle Ryan almost asficksee8 azfixiate…FUCK…strangle Tiger with her fat ass cheeks in 69.