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Nov 03 2010

Series Review: Monsters of Jizz

Monsters of Jizz 21Image Video’s insanely gooey and increasingly popular Monsters of Jizz series is packed with the most monstrously sized blasts of cum you will ever see in porn. When you’re in the mood for watching girls getting hosed down with population paste, this is the way to go.

Judging by the Peter Northian loads they manage to produce, these guys must be getting hydrated properly and eating their Brazil nuts, leafy greens, and oysters. Either that or they’re just superheroes of spooge sent from an alien planet! Remember how those old Vaudevillian comedians used to spray each other with seltzer? Imagine that seltzer bottle was filled with cum and you’ve got a pretty good idea of just how soaked in semen the girls get in these movies.

Monsters of Jizz 2 Each flick in the series is under an hour long, because let’s face it, there can be too much of a good thing. You can cram a lot of cum into an average run time of about 45 minutes! There are over 20 flicks in the Monsters of Jizz line, and some of them have themes, like big tits or stepmothers.

Some of the girls are such fiends for that cum-drunk feeling that they really stand out from the rest, like cougariffic private tutor Miss Niedermejer and a busty young repeat performer named Tasha. If you’ve ever had girls tell you they think a cum facial is nasty, well, bless women like the Monsters of Jizz babes for proving that there are some dirty girls out there who love taking a bath in sticky ball juice.