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Feb 28 2011

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s Honeymoon Fuckfest

The one thing* we’ll never understand about celebrities is this: if you want to create a scandal, and you’ve got millions of dollars at your disposal, why are you putting out sex tapes? Can’t you put out some sex DVDs or Blu-Rays at this point? Seriously.

*It should be noted that there are a lot of things we’ll never understand about celebrities, but since this is a porn blog, we’ll try to focus on the porn part.

So, anyway, before leaking sex tapes became a career move, they were a security breach of the most lascivious kind. Trusted members of a celebrity couple’s inner circle sold their souls for a quick buck and an appearance on Hard Copy, a move that threatened to derail the gravy train in which they rode. Granted, a falling out of some kind was probably about to derail it anyway, prompting the release of the “cramming in”.

There was a time not so long ago when these tapes actually had shock value. The Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee tape was one such instance. The shock precipitated on several fronts: It was perhaps the first internet-driven sex video. Pamela was the “it” girl at the time. And Tommy Lee had a giant dick, which was amazing for a burned-out rocker, a guy who looked as if he had gone weeks between meals, but minutes between meth binges.

But, we all couldn’t get enough of this classic, a home video made on their honeymoon boating excursion on Lake Mead, which is just outside Las Vegas. That’s right…they were on a motherfucking boat! The two were wed having known each other a whopping four days. Hey, when it’s love, right? The film captured the fun and frolic shared by both parties and while it’s normal to want to preserve the memories for all eternity, it might be best to think twice when it’s all drinking, smoking and sex because you never know where it might end up.

Well, it ended up in our VOD. And it’s here in all it’s pussy-humping, blowjobbing, skinny-dipping, horn honking with Tommy’s dick, cum spilling, masturbatory glory. Take a look and watch what it was like when sex tapes actually meant something.

Stars:   Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee

Categories: Amateur Big Tits Big Dick Homemade Gonzo Celebrities 90’s

Running Time:   55 minutes

Studio Name:   NUKO Media LLC