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Feb 06 2012

Movie Review: The Bartender

Whatever side of the bar you’re on, there’s no denying that the more drinks get downed, the lower the inhibitions. The Bartender is a new release from Smash Pictures that gives us five exciting true-life tales of inebriated sex with those beloved mixologists.

 

First we see Maddy O’Reilly, the caramel-haired vixen on the box cover, who once went to a bar without panties. Her story is quite moving, as in you’ll feel your cock jumping in excitement before the action begins. Maddy has that sexy whiskey voice, and she knows how to sell the sex with her words and body language. Watching her slam all the shots that Bill Bailey makes for her to try and getting loose enough to start flashing him will have your boner raging by the time he takes her right on top of the bar. It’s just that kind of place – they aren’t the only amorous couple we’ll see in this scene.

 

Gracie Glam talks about going to a bar after walking in on her husband piledriving her so-called best friend. Far from the wild, table-dancing night she planned, it still turns out well thanks to the bartender, played by Anthony Rosano. He takes her to the champagne room after hearing just a little of her sad story. As Anthony points out, the guy’s a cheating dick… so she wisely chooses the bartender’s dick as only the second in her life to play with. She fucks the pain away with a good, solid ride. At the end of the scene, her face splashed with spooge, Gracie gives the most seductive look at the camera with her gorgeous green eyes.

 

Dark-haired hottie Cassandra Nix is the bartender in scene three. After hours she avails herself of the cute traveling salesman who’s been flirting with her all night, played by Xander Corvus. They have the bar to themselves and there’s a nice sofa. Cassandra impresses him with her deep-throating skills and in turn he licks her asshole before fucking her in doggy, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and sidesaddle with some dick-licking in between. Xander pulls out after an energetic ride only to aim the load into her pussy. The scene ends on a close-up of the semi-cream pie dripping like milk from her lower lips.

 

Gorgeous Ana Foxx has big brown eyes, luscious mocha skin, and a hot story about the time she snuck behind the bar to give the bartender (Rico Strong) a blowjob. After she and her two cute friends flirt with him for a while, Ana proves to be more than a tease. She gives a quick but amazing suck just barely out of sight of the customers, who all decide to talk at once, placing orders as he just stands there moaning and hollering.

 

Sexy Latina Juelz Ventura once worked at a bar where she had a regular customer (Rocco Reed) who was cute, but never asked her out. We see the flashback to the night she makes her move at closing time. Rocco says he thought she was taken, but finding out she isn’t, he pulls her in for a kiss. Juelz gives an especially good blowjob with lots of eye contact. Rocco puts her on a barstool with one of her legs over his shoulder so he can thrust deeply into her pierced pussy. Later he climbs on the bar, allowing Juelz to straddle him and ride that pony to O-Town.

These fun-loving babes are the kind most guys would do anything to meet. Director Jim Powers shoots the scenes with his typical gonzo eye for up-close detail while giving us a visually interesting environment. It will make you want to try something naughty with your favorite barkeep!