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Apr 23 2012

Movie Review: Asian Anal Assassins

Asian Anal Assassins is porn for those who love bad-ass bitches with Far Eastern roots. Five of the most beautiful, seductive Asian women currently in porn play a band of hit women (led by Katsuni) charged with taking out dangerous criminals. Each of the five lethal beauties has weapons and sexual specialties and an exotic code name.

Playing a call girl, Kaylani Lei (Red Dragon) arrives early for her “date” and finds her target, Marco Desante, still showering. He invites her in with him for a highly sensual shower fuck. This auburn-haired dragon lady, seen at left on the box cover, is a perfect Asian spinner. Her curvy yet compact body is out of this world, particularly her toned little bubble butt. Kaylani’s specialties are “Flying Anal & Hand-to-Man Combat,” but she’s equally impressive at “mouth to gland.”

 

Motorcycle-riding Miko Lee (Jade) is an expert in “Ju-tit-su & Spinning Roundhouse Spoon.” An eye patch never looked as sexy as it does on this wavy-haired temptress. While haggling over guns with arms dealer Tommy Gunn, he cuts her a deal if she’ll give him a piece of ass. Right there in the parking lot, she drops to her knees and starts throating his dick. There’s a grittier edge to this scene that will satisfy anyone who ever dreamed of spying on hot public sex.

 

Gorgeous Asa Akira (Tiger Lily) substitutes for Brad Armstrong’s regular “masseuse,” Julie, but the most massaging she does is with her mouth on his dick. This seductive assassin specializes in “Crouching Anal & Hidden Piledriver,” but she’s adept at many sex moves and is extremely vocal about her enjoyment in this hardcore-glamour scene. And yes, the piledriver is particularly hot – she masturbates and licks her own nipple while upside down and getting drilled in the ass!

 

Sexy blonde Mia Lelani (Wasabi) gets hired as part of Mick Blue’s security team, and right away she gets to show off her specialties in “Mui Thai-Mish & Kung Fu Goo.” Mick is so turned on that he never suspects her motives, but at least he gets a great blowjob and an energetic vaginal and anal fuck from her before she dispatches him – right under the nose of his ill-qualified bodyguard.

 

Katsuni (Black Lotus) finally shows her stuff as an expert in “Samurai 69 & Kempo Cunnilingus” in the last scene. All the assassins report to her after they’ve completed their missions and they celebrate success with a five-woman orgy. Watching these stunning sirens play with each other using tongues, toys, and even their weapons is the perfect mix of danger and eroticism to end this gorgeous, exciting movie.

 

If you like ass fucking as much as you like ass-kicking babes, then you’ll love Asian Anal Assassins.

 

Stars:   Katsuni   Kaylani Lei   Asa Akira   Marco Rivera   Brad Armstrong   Miko Lee   Mick Blue   Tommy Gunn   Mia Lelani

Categories: Asian   Anal   New Release   Interracial   All Sex   High Definition

Running Time: 82 minutes

Released: 03/2012

Studio Name:   Wicked Pictures

Director:   Brad Armstrong