Movie Review: Alice

Author: Corva Siouan (via xPeeps.com)

When TMZ reports on your XXX movie before it’s out, you’re doing something right. Thanks to industry and mainstream buzz, expectations are high for the new “Alice” from Cal Vista Pictures and Metro Interactive. Fortunately, the movie delivers on its promise. What director Erica McLean and co-director Carlos Batts have created goes beyond the average porno, staging hot, rewatchable sex scenes in an artful, modern version of Wonderland.

This Alice is no innocent country girl, but she’s just as curious and much naughtier. Her costume is what you’d expect Alice to wear, at least at first. There’s no girl in the biz better to play Alice than Sunny Lane. Her “Girl Next Door Gone Hardcore” image is perfect for this part and she always fucks with passion.

As the movie begins, all saturated colors and dreamy daze, Alice listens to her sister (Kimberly Kane) reading from a sexy graphic novel. Alice at first seems shocked but soon falls asleep. In her dream, the White Rabbit (Andy San Dimas in a sexy white outfit, with a headpiece that resembles small wire bunny ears) leads her down a well. Once they’re “down the rabbit hole,” Alice gets into a hot club in Wonderland known as The Hole, leaving Rabbit to fend for herself. Rabbit has to beg the Duchess (Nicki Hunter, looking like a fantasy queen) to get her into the Hole too. In the end, Rabbit gets in and brings Tweedle Dee (Aiden Starr), who thankfully looks nothing like the old Dee. Then everybody in the club dances to Dirt & Bank’s “Yeah I,” the movie’s theme song (official video here).

Leaving the dance floor, Rabbit and Dee want some girl time. Rabbit plays with Dee’s gorgeously plump tits and soon they’re kissing erotically, inserting a dildo between their hungry mouths. We get a close-up of Rabbit fingering Dee, who plays with Rabbit’s beautiful tits. Rabbit begins eating Dee’s pussy while pinching her nipple. In response, Dee yanks off Rabbit’s white jeans while fondling her ass. Rubbing Rabbit’s clit and screwing her with the dildo brings her to a gasping, cooing frenzy. Rabbit in turn licks Dee’s pussy and asshole, wetting her with a combination of spit and Dee’s juices so she can slide in the dildo. When she rides the dildo as Rabbit thrusts from below, Dee unleashes a loud, satisfying orgasm. But the girls aren’t done – more toying and fingering gets both of them off, including a nice moment when Dee gets four fingers in Rabbit’s hole.

We rejoin Alice, now wearing a black bustier and pants with the top of her pretty bra visible. Lost and confused, she encounters a shady Caterpillar (Otto Bauer) lounging in a tiny armchair. He eases Alice’s flustered state with a toke of his hookah and a sample of the mushroom in his pants. She strips while sucking his cock, kneeling on the chair arm and excitedly smacking her own ass. We’re starting to see some of Sunny Lane’s famous flexibility and it only gets better. After some sixty-nine, we get an extreme, gyno-cam style close-up of insertion, a technique that Erica McLean employs to great effect. There’s more cock tasting between positions. Sidesaddle looks great but the most athletic position, unfortunately too difficult to maintain for long, happens when the Caterpillar stands with Alice impaled on his cock, facing him. She really gets off on missionary and doggy styles. When he pops in her mouth, Alice sweetly licks it all up and even leaves a thank-you note.

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Between scenes, the White Rabbit introduces Alice to the Queen (April Flores), who’s keen to play with the new girl. The Rabbit intervenes, yanking Alice away from rubbing the voluminous royal tits. Instead there’s a brief, abstract mini-scene of the Queen and the Ace of Spades (CJ Wright).

Now in an alleyway, Alice meets the Cheshire cat (Mikey Butders, aka Michael Pacino), who wisely notes that they’re both horny and should do something about it. Alice likes what she sees and starts blowing him immediately. There’s some hot tongue play and kissing followed by more blowjob action. CC bends her over and rips an opening in her tights, a truly sexy moment that builds the heat. He tongues her asshole and reenters her pussy doggy style. They stay this way for a while before moving into an even hotter standing position from behind. In reverse cowgirl, CC makes Alice cum by fingering her clit with his dick inside. Flexible Alice moves into an incredible position, bent at the waist and standing on one leg as he holds the other leg at his waist and enters her from behind. Judging by the hardness of her nipples, she’s excited as she sucks him again. She climbs back on and after a vigorous ride, she cums yet again – it’s hard to keep track of how many times she does in this scene. This one is intense, judging by the way her leg shakes! She tastes his cock again as well as his balls, producing as big a load as you’d expect from such a hot fuck – the hottest scene in the movie.

Further into Wonderland, Alice encounters the tea party. Evan Stone, the ideal XXX Mad Hatter, befuddles her with banter before taking her off into the woods to fuck. But as Hatter absconds with our heroine, we first see a very cute Dormouse (Katie St. Ives) getting it on with the March Hare (Seth Gamble). Considering their costumes, this might be the kinkiest scene, but there’s also something innocent about it. The Dormouse’s teardrop tits glow beautifully in the sunset as she bobs her mouth on the Hare’s cock. They have sex on the tea table in various positions and when he shoots in her mouth, she plays with the load like a dirty girl.

In the woods, Hatter and Alice fuck like wild creatures with a bit of breast play leading into it. They’re both raring to go, so he plunges in doggy style like the madman he is. “Into the hole! Out of the hole! Into the hole!” he repeats, inserting and withdrawing playfully. “I like going in the hole!” Alice exclaims. Hatter sets her on the tree trunk for vigorous standing missionary followed by doggy. Before you know it, Hatter is ready to pop! “Do you want me to cum here? Right here? No, I want to cum over there!” he shouts and drags her uphill to chase the sunset. When he finds the spot where he wants to cum, Hatter promptly unloads on her face, leaving her all stirred up and wanting more. But isn’t it just like the Mad Hatter to fuck and run?

Back home, Alice’s sister has finished the graphic novel. Turning to a good part, she fondles herself through a striptease that gets her as turned on as it does the viewer, because Kimberly Kane is great at this kind of thing. She rubs her pussy under her white panties, pulls them aside and spits on her clit. She gets lost in her aroused frenzy, frigging herself and flipping to better pages. She pops her tits out of her sexy bustier to play with them and slaps them lightly. Producing a vibrator, she drops her panties and holds them to her face as she toy-fucks herself. In one extremely sexy moment, she pulls at the top of one thigh-high with her teeth. Her not-so-private play concludes with a cum and a smile.

The sun is setting and the sky is reddening. “Wow, I had the strangest dream!” Alice says as she wakes up with a start. “You weren’t listening to a word I said!” her sister admonishes.

This film is dedicated to Erica’s late husband Clive McLean, who conceived the film and wrote the script in 2004 before passing away in 2005. An adult film legend, Clive created the Barely Legal series and dreamed of completing this film. “Alice” is a fitting tribute to his memory and a strong indicator of even greater things to come from Erica, who previously helmed Barely Legal after his passing and released the excellent “Hardcore Circus” last year.

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