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Apr 25 2011

Expose Me Now

There’s nothing quite like a Bible story gone backwards to serve as the backdrop for a classic porn film. In Expose Me Now, Herschel Savage and Ron Jeremy are brothers Shane and Able, two very different peas from the same pod. Shane is a goody-goody, a guy who upholds the loftiest ideals of a well-oiled and properly functioning society while Able is a fraud, a charlatan, a guy who thinks no further into the future than the next second, a guy whose caring and concern for fellow men runs no further than the clasp of his cufflinks.

The film begins at the reading of their uncle’s will at which point Able discovers he receives “jack shit” for being “rotten to the core”. Meanwhile, Shane receives his entire fortune provided he continues on  with the work to which his uncle dedicated his whole life – being a boy scout. That’s not boy scout in a figurative sense, but a literal one. He has the uniform and everything.

Of course, feeling spurned beyond belief, Able concocts a plan to get back at Shane. Knowing the life of a helper and a healer is a lonely one, Able drifts off into la-la land, imagining what he would do to get back at his brother were he one to actually like or even talk to girls.

In the first scene, Able pops the cherry of his brother’s virgin wife, first by finger and then by cock. He’s in his tux and she in her wedding dress (though not for long), but the duds come off and he gets off fucking her mish and doggie while organ music provides the musical accompaniment to the cumshot across her belly.

Considering Able’s real job is conning people through the use of a supercomputer that lists all his clients’ sexual weaknesses, he devises a scheme to have his assistant seduce his brother into being late for his scouting duties. In doing so, Shane will have to forfeit his uncle’s house and Able can cash in. Will his ruse work? You’ll have to watch and see, but that shouldn’t be too trying on you as this film is packed to the gills with huge cocks, furry bush, threesomes, spanking, lesbian pussy eating, toy play and even a great scene in the kitchen involving various food items.

Expose Me Now is classic XXX at its finest. Filmed in his prime, Ron Jeremy shows off his phenomenal acting skills and infamous sexual talent.

 

Stars:   Angel Burgeon Danielle Martin Howard Darkley Dana Moore Paul Thomas Ron Jeremy Don Fernando Herschel Savage Richard Pacheco K.C. Valentine Lynx Cannon Brooke Bennett Michael Morrison

 

Categories: Feature Classic 80’s Gold

 

Running Time:   79 minutes

Released:   01/1983

Studio Name:   Cal Vista Classic

Director:   Joe Sherman