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Apr 18 2011

Dear Fanny

Some things bear repeating. Blog entries usually do not conform to that line of logic but, in the case of Dear Fanny, from Cal Vista Classic, we’ll make an exception…for two reasons.

First, it’s one of the best films of its day. As we wrote back in January:

“Los Angeles, like many coastal cities, is a melting pot of people and cultures and the one thing that unites it all is sex. Every person in every profession craves sex, but when emotions and feelings get involved it can lead to problems. Often times the individuals with the problems are unable to solve them on their own. Therefore, they need someone to intervene to help generate solutions. That’s where Dear Fanny comes in. Played by Janey Robbins, Dear Fanny is the wisest love guru of them all (even better than Michael Myers), dispensing the best advice on love, marriage, swinging and sex, and her newspaper column is read by more people than any other. This self-titled film offers a behind-the-scenes look at the life and exploits of The Queen of Confessions…[You’ll see] good masturbation action poolside, femdom, pussy eating, doggie fucking, leather, collars, cumshots, maid fucking, voyeurism, forced orgasms, strawberries and eggs in twats, and whipped topping and sprinkles on cocks and pussies. There are threesomes, orgies, fucking in spaghetti, roller skates, tan bodies contrasting with bare white asses, and lots of cumshots onto all kinds of body parts. And as with most classic porn titles, there are TONS of bad one-liners and sight gags. If you’re not paying attention, you may miss them. Dear Fanny is Ron Jeremy in his prime and a barely legal Amber Lynn (credited in the film as Amber Lin). It’s not just one of the best of its day, but a timeless film that all porn fans will love.”

Second, it’s to prove a point. That point is that a rehash of something is best when it’s used as a prop to explain why it’s best not to rehash something. In other words: do what we say and not as we do. In still other words:  as much as great porn is worth watching over and over again so too is the process of exploring films you have never seen or read about previously. That’s why, if you really, really love porn, you ought to at least consider a subscription to our incredibly popular SuperPass Channel. For a nominal monthly fee you get unlimited viewing of over 5,000 quality films, including Hi-Definition titles. Dear Fanny is just one of the classic titles you’ll find on the SuperPass channel, but you’ll get access to hundreds of others AND thousands of current titles, in all genres, featuring today’s top porn stars and studios.

If you’re like most of us, you’ve probably been told that there are no guarantees in life. Well, now you can meet the exception to that rule. Join the SuperPass Channel today and watch Dear Fanny. Then check out 4,999 other great titles as often as you want for an entire month.

If you’re like most of us, you’ve probably been told that there are no guarantees in life. Well, now you can meet the exception to that rule. Join the SuperPass Channel today and watch Dear Fanny. Then check out 4,999 other great titles as often as you want for an entire month.

Sorry to have to tell you twice but, like we said, some things bear repeating.

Stars:   Janey Robbins Pamela Jennings Severa Lee Tantala Ray Deidra Hopkins Mimi Danielle Jerry David Ron Jeremy Nikki Randall Amber Lynn Robert Bullock Billy Dee Dino Alexander Melanie Scott Gina Carrera Mindy Rae Nick Random Jay Serling Lois Ayres Richard Bolla Lei Pettite

Categories: Classic All Sex

Running Time:   76 minutes

Released:   01/1985

Studio Name:   Cal Vista Classic

Director:   Robert McCallum