Movie Review: Spin on My Cock

Author: Paul Varjak, Jr. (via xPeeps.com)

The girls of “Spin on My Cock” from Lethal Hardcore should probably share top billing with the brilliant spinning fuck table that appears in every scene and allows them to do as the movie’s title describes. Whoever invented this thing deserves to be swimming in mountains of cash like Scrooge McDuck, because it’s the best sexual device this side of the Sybian and the RealTouch. In every scene, a hot maid in uniform gets to climb up on the not-so-lazy Susan and make herself as well as the owner of the dick very happy indeed.

Ivy Winters is cleaning the couch when the flowers disappear from what she thinks is a regular coffee table. She investigates the hole in the table and is surprised with a huge wang in the face and a voice commanding, “Suck it!” The voice says she won’t get in trouble, and Ivy aims to please so she does it. It’s the biggest dick she’s ever seen and she wastes no time getting naked and climbing on top. Ivy’s hot, lean, and totally natural body looks great mounted on the Spin ‘n’ Fuck and her moaning gasps could make you bust a nut before you’re ready. Eventually they move to the couch for more traditional sexual positions until he pops on her face. This scene is an excellent start to the movie.

Sexy cover girl April O’Neil is advised that a 6’5″, bald-headed pervert who’s crashing with homeowner Stoney Curtis might be showing up while she’s cleaning, but she gets no warning about the spinning fuck table. Although a little puzzled when the flowers disappear, she takes it in stride when a large cock pops up and a voice tells her to suck it. April gives a luscious blowjob and even a good footjob before climbing on for a rotary fuck. She claims never to have had an orgasm before, but if this doesn’t do it, who knows what will. As soon as the spinning starts (with an incredible close-up on the action), April gets more and more excited. You will love ogling her fantastic body, with perfect natural 32C cups and those dimples above her heart-shaped ass. Finally she demands to be fucked on the couch after nearly cumming, and we see that the 6’5″, bald-headed pervert is Christian XXX. He fucks her well and he fucks her deep, and she finally gets that much-delayed orgasm.

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The next sexy maid is Emy Reyes, a cute Latina with one of the skimpiest maid uniforms of all. She’s putting laundry in the dryer when a guy comes up telling her he’d like her to stick around because there’s a lot of work he’d like her to do. Emy doesn’t believe he’s “the boss,” but she goes along with his requests, showing him her tits and letting him play with them. They start fucking with frenzied passion right there on top of the washer and dryer and she starts spewing really sexy dirty talk in Spanish. Eventually he shows her his special table, which she loves as much as the other girls. Really, everyone should have one of these things, if these girls are any indication. They relocate to the couch to finish the scene with some more frenzied screwing and a facial.

Jessie Jordan has a modest maid uniform (well, except when she bends over) that’s hiding a tight young body. She notices the not-so-lazy Susan and thinks it’s some kind of sushi table, and when her boss comes into the room he offers to demonstrate for her. Jessie is intrigued, but needs to warm up first, a request that he is quite happy to oblige. Of course, “warming up” entails lots of cock sucking with great eye contact from Jessie’s pretty hazel eyes, so who wouldn’t agree to that? She says she’s ready, but her boss graciously gives her a little more foreplay with some nice pussy licking. Once she’s on the table, she loves it so much you could imagine her getting one of her own. Jessie’s one of the sexiest girls in the movie and she brings great energy and vocals to her scene.

Last and most definitely not least is the ever popular Tanner Mayes, who asks the boss if she’ll get a bonus before she’s even done any work. He promises a surprise and when she’s dusting the table he delivers it, replacing the pink plastic bunny in the middle with something else pink and hard. Although not the most enthusiastic about cleaning, she takes to the spinning sex table with great gusto. Her petite, thin body with above-the-ass dimples looks great bouncing and spinning at the same time, and you just want to grab that long black braid of hers and use it as a handle. When he lays her back on the couch and slams into her, she asks for it harder in that sexy, hoarse voice and he gives it to her. It’s a good way to end a hot movie with a creative concept.

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