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Oct 22 2010

This Isn’t Fast Times At Ridgemont High: The XXX Parody

Parodying “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” is a big task. You have to do justice to the Phoebe Cates bikini drop that fueled the erections of a generation. You need the right Jeff Spicoli and he needs hot surfer chicks to screw. Stacy’s hook up with Damon should be hot. Director Sammy Slater does right by “Fast Times” with “This Isn’t Fast Times at Ridgemont High: The XXX Parody.”

On the first day of school, Jeff Spermcoli (Chad Alva) tumbles out of his van and wanders into the classroom of Mr. Handle (Scott Lyons). When Mr. Handle asks why he’s here so early, Spermcoli says he’s turning over a new leaf and we see a flashback of the life-changing event. Over the summer he won a surfing championship and two of the most righteous big-titted babes (brunette Charley Chase and blonde Bridgette B.) helped him celebrate. It starts with a great double blowjob, leading to titty-fucking. Soon Bridgette demands, “Can we fuck now?” Love the no-bullshit approach! This threeway is a blast.

How did this inspire Spermcoli? Well, Spermcoli hasn’t turned over a new leaf at all. Mr. Handle wakes him up in the middle of class, just before a pizza dude arrives. Spermcoli says eating pizza in class is OK because it’s “our time,” not Mr. Handle’s time. Using that logic, Mr. Handle fucks a student named Susan (Chastity Lynn) on his desk as Spermcoli watches. Spermcoli thinks it’s righteous, especially when Susan takes it in the ass. Susan has a girl-next-door look, a tight body with pencil eraser nipples, and she’s energetic, all of which makes a fun scene.

Mark, aka Rat, has a date with Stacy (Naudia Nice) but he flees in terror when she comes on to him. He should have followed Damone’s “five-point plan” to scoring with a girl. The next day, Damone (Seri Abbe) drags Rat to Stacy’s house unannounced to hang out in the pool.

Stacy’s brother Brad (Michael Vegas) has the hots for Stacy’s friend Linda (Tori Black). Who wouldn’t? After he gets home and sees Linda by the pool in her red bikini, Brad sits by the bathroom window watching Linda and imagines her untying that bikini top, like Judge Reinhold jerking off to his Phoebe Cates fantasy. This being porn, that fantasy goes further. She lets him fuck her throat, then her pussy. She looks gorgeous bouncing on his dick in the sunshine. As the fantasy ends with Brad cumming on her face, the real-life Brad finds his jerk session interrupted when the real-life Linda barges into the bathroom without knocking.

Stacy finds Damone after school and invites him over. At first he resists because Rat’s his friend, but she comes on strong. If Stacy won’t tell Rat, Damone’s all about it. They strip and he plays with her big natural breasts. As he’s about to enter her, she tells him it’s her first time, and it’s believable the way she shyly asks if he likes her tits and asks if she can suck him off. Back to the fucking, Stacy rides on top and those bouncing tits look great. It’s hot and this time Damone aims that cumshot where it won’t get her pregnant!

“This Isn’t Fast Times at Ridgemont High” from Devil’s Film is fun, with enough references to keep you entertained between the hot sex scenes. Most of the performers are perfectly cast and the movie is true to the feeling of the real “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.” This parody is not to be missed.