Movie Review: The Addams Family XXX

Longtime porn director Rodney Moore is an underrated hero of the smut set, best known for bringing scores of hot young women into the business and catering to niches such as hairy girls and BBWs. With his latest release, Rodney spoofs a classic, beloved fictional family. The Addams Family XXX captures the morbid humor of the original series and the Hollywood films alike.

 

A letter arrives informing the family that Wednesday and Pugsley have been accepted into Gomez’s alma mater, Miskatonic University. Morticia (100% Grade A MILF India Summer) tells Gomez (Evan Stone) it’s time to have The Talk with their offspring, now that they’ve come of age. Meanwhile, in a short but fun scene, Grandmama (living legend Nina Hartley) kicks off the sexytimes by sucking some powder off Lurch’s (Dick Chibbles) cock after Wednesday and Pugsley play a prank on him. Both remain comically true to their characters, as do all the cast.

 

While tending to her flowers in the solarium, Morticia finds Alison Tyler and busty Charley Chase, her two “plants” Cleopatra and Catherine, blowing two missionaries they ensnared at the front door. The men might be religious, but they see the power and the glory of these voluptuous green goddesses, who deep-throat them enthusiastically until the liquid DNA flows. Cleopatra and Catherine swap cum with a sexy kiss. Meanwhile, Thing fingers Morticia nearby, and believe us when we say the sight of India Summer’s perky tits busting out of her Morticia dress while she’s cumming is one of the hottest things we’ve seen in a while. Those nipples!

 

Following family tradition, Gomez buys Pugsley (Seth Gamble) a hooker, Samantha Swallows (Amber Rayne looking hot in a blue bustier and fishnets). Only the best for lucky Pugsley, who gets a crash course that will spoil him for all other girls, given her excellent skills. Samantha, upon finding out she’s bedding a virgin, seems almost as excited as Pugsley. She lets him fuck her mouth, pussy, her ass, and then her mouth again. He’s a fast learner!

 

As clever as Pugsley is, he’s no match for Wednesday (Brandy Aniston), whose mother/daughter chat brings us the movie’s funniest line (“Yes, Mother, but I still remember the difference between justified and premeditated”), just before Morticia confides that Thing comes in handy during lonely times. Wednesday’s sexual fantasy lands her in a cheerleading uniform, but she snaps her fingers and she’s a sexy, scantily-clad dominatrix in a dungeon with two jocks (Rocco Reed and Chris Johnson) and a blonde cheerleader (Alanah Rae). She has all of them firmly in her command, whether she’s eating cheerleader pussy or getting stuffed with jock cock at both ends. After both guys shoot their loads in her pretty mouth, Wednesday shares it with the cheerleader. Brandy Aniston makes a perfectly hot Wednesday and it’s one of the most replayable scenes.

 

Aurora Snow as Ms. Millbanks (on a routine visit from the university) is envious of Gomez and Morticia’s love, and Uncle Fester (Barry Scott) electrifies her, proving that you really can’t judge by appearances.

 

Meanwhile, the man and lady of the house are all worked up from their swordplay, their earlier talk of sex, and a sudden thunderstorm. While helping Morticia undress, Gomez worships her feet for a nice long while before eating her pussy. Morticia climbs on the table to give him a vigorous blowjob, and it’s clear where Wednesday learned to wrap men around her finger — she’s a chip off the old block, judging by the way Morticia effortlessly gets what she wants out of her husband. Against the table, she takes his cock deep in her sexy, spooky pussy!

 

The Addams Family XXX is perfectly cast, particularly the women. This parody from Rodnievision would make an excellent flick to play at your adult Halloween party, or anytime you’re feeling spooky and sexy.

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